Peter Parker Funny Moments

Yea I'm Gay!

Peter was really tired of Flash. I mean, calling him Penis Parker was just first-grade insults. Then again, that's all that Flash could come up with.

Peter was walking down the hall like the rest of the kids trying to leave the school when he was stopped by Flash.

"Hey, Penis Parker!" He shouted. Peter sighed and turned around.

"Can't you think of any new insults?" He asked.

"Nerd!"

"Been there, done that."

"You lies about the Stark internship."

"Whatever helps you sleep at night."

"You're gay!"

Peter stopped. "Yea I'm gay." He said. Flash smirked.

"Good
At
Yu-Gi-Oh."

Flash's smile fell. Peter flipped his nonexistent long hair and walked away. Flash was sad. He only had one set of Yu-Gi-Oh cards, but Peter had a bunch.

Flash felt sad. He felt like his name was Francis. That made him sadder. He swore revenge on Peter.

He wouldn't get it because Flash can only think of first-grade insults and yo mama jokes.