Peter Parker Funny Moments

MCU As Vines (Part 3)

  Peter: Cap! Can you dance to a song with Shuri, Ned, MJ, and I?

Cap: Sure...

*song starts playing*

Peter, Shuri, Ned, MJ, and Cap: *dancing*

Cap: Did that song just say the a-word? Turn that off!

*line break*

Thor: *pushes Loki*

...A few hours later...

Loki: *sets up camera* My brother pushed me so I started a fundraiser to put him down. Advantages of killing him would be that I would be pushed way less.

*line break*

*Infinity War*

Clint: When there's drama in space, all you got to do is

WALK AWAY-AY-AY!

*line break*

Scott: And his name is John Cena!

Luis: *plays John Cena theme song with two recorders in his nostrils*

*line break*

Ned: It's Wednesday, my dudes! AAAAAHHHHHHH!!!

Peter: I'm disowning you.

*line break*

Tony: I'm not drunk. You're ridiculous.

Rhodey:

🎶 Why the fuck you lyin

why you always lyin 🎶

Pepper:

🎶MMMM OH MY GOD

Stop fuckin lyin!🎶

*line break*

Peter: I'm in my dad's car. Vroom Vroom.

Tony: Get out of my car.

Peter: Aww...

*line break*

Tony: *walks into Steve's house*

Bucky: *growls*

Tony: *screams* GET YOUR FUCKING BOYFRIEND BITCH!!!

Steve: He doesn't bite.

Bucky: *glares at Tony and growls*

Tony: YES IT DO!!!

*line break*

MJ, Ned, and Peter are at a party.

MJ: *smokes weed*

Ned: Wow.

*line break*

Teacher: Peter, can you read number six?

Peter: No.

Teacher: What?

Peter: What's up, I'm Peter, I'm 16 and I never fuckin learned how to read.

MJ: How the fuck is he on the decathlon team.

*line break*

Groot: I am Groot....I am Groot.

(What's up, it's your boy...skinny penis.)

*line break*

Flash: Four female ghostbusters, the females are taking over!

🎶I'm an adult virgin🎶

-And Scene-