Peter Parker Funny Moments

Bi-der-man

Peter decided it was finally time to come out as bisexual, and he had the perfect way to do it. He called all the Avengers and May to the living room of the compound. "Whatcha need Pete?" May asked, looking up at the ceiling where Peter was hanging upside-down.

Peter didn't respond and just shot a web at the microphone he put on the coffee table. He pulled it over to him and started singing while swinging around, shooting webs everywhere, and doing flips while wearing a purple version of his old Spider-Man suit (the onesie). 

Bi-DeR-mAn

Bi-DeR mAn

DoEs WhAtEvEr A bI-dEr-MaN cAn

KiSs A gIrL

tHaT iS fInE

hE aLsO wOuLd FuCk A gUy

HeRe CoMeS tHe Bi-DeR-mAn

Peter then casually jumped out of the closed window. He would regret it later and probably had cut everywhere, but he didn't care. He was epic.

Tony and May grounded him for jumping out the window. But not for breaking it, for getting a small cut on his forehead.

Peter learned nothing.

He never learns.