Peter, Tony, and Steve were eating breakfast in the kitchen when Peter had a realization. He gasped and almost fell out of his chair. "Are you okay?" Tony asked.
"Yes! I just had a realization!" Peter replied, excitement clear in his voice.
"What did you just realize?" Tony asked, expecting something about science.
"Mr. Barnes is like a pit bull." Peter said. Steve stopped reading his book to listen in on the conversation.
"Aggressive?" Tony asked.
Peter scoffed. "No, a real pitbull."
"I don't understand what you're trying to say, kid." Tony said, getting a little agitated that he was having trouble understanding what Peter was saying.
Peter sighed dramatically. "A giant ball of sweetness who, inexplicably, has a horrible reputation because of what some asshole made him do."
Steve would have scolded Peter for his language if he wasn't tearing up.
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Peter Parker Funny Moments
FanfictionJust creating some funny (and cute) Peter Parker moments. Also lots of Irondad and Spiderson. ~Always taking requests~ DISCLAIMER ALL CHARACTERS BELONG TO MARVEL, DISNEY, AND/OR SONY. NO CHARACTERS BELONG TO ME. NONE OF THE IMAGES BELONG TO ME EITHE...
