Protocol

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Peter was fed up with these protocols. The Baby Monitor Protocol was the worst. So he and Ned collaborated and hacked into FRIDAY to change the name of Tony's protocols, and boy did it come with some funny situations.

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"FRIDAY, show me the heat signatures in the building." 

"High Tech Stalker Protocol activated, boss" 

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"FRIDAY, zoom in on that building."

"Old Man Bifocals Protocol activated, boss."

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"FRIDAY, turn up the brightness." 

"Moth Loves Lamp Protocol activated, boss."

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"FRIDAY, tell Natasha to meet me in the kitchen."

"Women Belong in the Kitchen Protocol activated, boss."

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"FRIDAY, tell Thor to stop jumping on his bed. It's giving me a headache."

"YOU BETTER STOP Protocol activated, boss."

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"Peter, you need to stop." Tony said.

"Stop it, Get Some Help Protocol activated, boss."

"Goddamnit!" Tony shouted as Peter fell to the floor laughing.

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