After watching Infinity War
Marvel Fans: WHAT WAS THE REASON
Marvel: I already explained it to you-
Marvel Fans: WHAT WAS THE REASON
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Tony: How do you know what's good for me?
Steve: THAT'S MY OPINION
Peter: .-.
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Gamora: Toss me my keys.
Drax: *tosses printer*
Gamora: I said my keys.
Drax: I thought you said printer.
Gamora: Why the hell would I say printer?
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Shuri: I'm going to lay down in this bed. It's com-fer-tab-le.
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MJ: *fills up her cup with all soft drinks* Fuck you.
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Vision: I'm a man.
Wanda: Yea.
Vision: You're a woman.
Wanda: Yeaa.
Vision: That means I'm superior.
Wanda: *facepalms* Jesus Christ.
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Tony enters Bucky's room.
Tony: Hey boi, are you a killer? Cuz you murdered my parents and I'M HERE FOR REVENGE!! *holds up knife*
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Bucky: How did you defeat Captain America?
Peter: *in a horrible German accent* We shot him in ze legs because his shield is the size of a dinner plate and he is stupid.
Tony: WHEEZE
Steve: You little shit.
-And scene-
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Peter Parker Funny Moments
FanfictionJust creating some funny (and cute) Peter Parker moments. Also lots of Irondad and Spiderson. ~Always taking requests~ DISCLAIMER ALL CHARACTERS BELONG TO MARVEL, DISNEY, AND/OR SONY. NO CHARACTERS BELONG TO ME. NONE OF THE IMAGES BELONG TO ME EITHE...