MCU As Vines (Part 4)

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After watching Infinity War

Marvel Fans: WHAT WAS THE REASON

Marvel: I already explained it to you-

Marvel Fans: WHAT WAS THE REASON

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Tony: How do you know what's good for me?

Steve: THAT'S MY OPINION

Peter: .-.

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Gamora: Toss me my keys.

Drax: *tosses printer*

Gamora: I said my keys.

Drax: I thought you said printer.

Gamora: Why the hell would I say printer?

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Shuri: I'm going to lay down in this bed. It's com-fer-tab-le.

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MJ: *fills up her cup with all soft drinks* Fuck you.

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Vision: I'm a man.

Wanda: Yea.

Vision: You're a woman.

Wanda: Yeaa.

Vision: That means I'm superior.

Wanda: *facepalms* Jesus Christ.

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Tony enters Bucky's room.

Tony: Hey boi, are you a killer? Cuz you murdered my parents and I'M HERE FOR REVENGE!! *holds up knife*

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Bucky: How did you defeat Captain America?

Peter: *in a horrible German accent* We shot him in ze legs because his shield is the size of a dinner plate and he is stupid.

Tony: WHEEZE

Steve: You little shit.

-And scene-

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