Peter Parker Funny Moments

Learn the Alphabet With the Guardians

A is for "After all these years I found you. I'm your dad, Peter."

B is for "Because I'm one of the idiots that live in it!"

C is for "Certainly grateful to be ugly."

D is for "Dance-off bro! Me and you."

E is for "Ego"

F is for "Finger to the throat means death. Metaphor!"

G is for "Gamora and me battle one another in training..."

H is for "He may have been your father, boy, but he wasn't your daddy."

I is for "I am Groot"

J is for "Jack up our prices if we're two-time galaxy savers!"

K is for "Kevin Bacon"

L is for "Losers...I mean folks that have lost stuff."

M is for "Mantis, look out!"

N is for "Nothing goes over my head. My reflexes are too fast, I would catch it."

O is for "Oh what the hell. I don't got that long a lifespan anyway."

P is for "Pelvic sorcery"

Q is for "Question. What if I see something that I wanna take and it belongs to someone else?"

R is for "Ronan was just a puppet."

S is for "So what it's better than 11 percent?!"

T is for "Trash panda."

U is for "Unspoken thing"

V is for "Vanquished the beast!"

W is for "Who put sticks up their butts?"

X is for "Xandar"

Y is for "You're right...we're family."

Z is for "Zune"