The Avengers were currently fighting some villain who called himself Sand Man. (So unoriginal. Why can't villains think of better names?) He had the power to turn anyone's nightmares and fears into reality. He looked like a cross between a shadow and a demon. Of course, he thought this would scare people even more.
Sand Man had put all the Avengers into their worst nightmares, except for Peter. He thinks it has something to do with the charm that Mr. Loki gave him that makes him immune to magic spells and attacks. So, the little self sacrafising shit knew what he had to do. He stomped over to Sand Man and got right in his face.
"Why aren't you afraid of me?" Sand Man asked.
"Seriously? I have worse nightmares about failing AP Chem." he taunted.
He then did a Level 35 Boss move on the Level 1 Crook villain and blasted him to oblivion. The last words Sand Man ever heard were "That's how mafia works."
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Peter Parker Funny Moments
FanfictionJust creating some funny (and cute) Peter Parker moments. Also lots of Irondad and Spiderson. ~Always taking requests~ DISCLAIMER ALL CHARACTERS BELONG TO MARVEL, DISNEY, AND/OR SONY. NO CHARACTERS BELONG TO ME. NONE OF THE IMAGES BELONG TO ME EITHE...
