Wanda: *turns around, has spoons on her eyes* Sorry I didn't see you I was..mmm..blocking out the haters.
*line break*
Bucky: You hanging out with Tony today?!
Steve: Bucky, it's now what it looks like!
Bucky: I won't hesitate bitch! *holds up gun*
*line break*
Tony and Peter are on a hike. They don't know that Ned and his mom are also on a hike.
Tony: *filming over the side of the mountain*
*the camera shifts to Ned*
Ned: *starstruck* Hi.
*line break*
Peter when he first got his powers...
MJ: This kid is totally on crack right now.
Flash: *throws a ball at Peter*
Peter: YAS!
Flash: *throws another ball at Peter*
Peter: YAAAAAAAAS
*line break*
Killmonger: Lebron James
Lebron James
Lebron James
Lebron James
Lebron James
*line break*
A three-year-old Shuri is opening birthday gifs...
Shuri opens a present...to find an avocado
Shuri: *in fake cheerful voice* An avacado...thaaaanks.
*line break*
Quill: Gamora, they're following me!!! They're following me!!!
Gamora: *trying to start the ship as fast as she can* What?! Who?!
Quill: The bugs.
Gamora...run
*line break*
Drax is filming Rocket...
Rocket: Following fat people.
Rocket follows Quill around the Milano, a stupid trumpet song playing.
Quill: ALRIGHT!!! ENOUGH!!! STOP IT!!!
*line break*
Peter P: *just casually gets stabbed...this happens a lot* Mother trucker dude, that hurt like a buttcheek on a stick.
Tony: Peter you just got stabbed!!!!
Peter: aNd It HuRt LiKe A bUtTcHeEk On A sTiCk
*line break*
Clint: FUCK!!!
Steve: Watch your profanity.
*line break*
Peter: *runs up to Tony* Daddy?
Tony: Do I look like-
*line break*
Steve: *has a guitar* I love you bitch. I ain't never gonna stop loving you...bitch.
Bucky: *crying because the song was so beautiful*
Peggy: *dies*
*line break*
A new mission was just announced, but it's during Peter's finals week.
Peter: *sticking his head through the door*
Tony: You can't go. *WhEeZe*
Peter: *pouts*
Tony: I'm sorry, you can't go.
-And scene-
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Peter Parker Funny Moments
FanfictionJust creating some funny (and cute) Peter Parker moments. Also lots of Irondad and Spiderson. ~Always taking requests~ DISCLAIMER ALL CHARACTERS BELONG TO MARVEL, DISNEY, AND/OR SONY. NO CHARACTERS BELONG TO ME. NONE OF THE IMAGES BELONG TO ME EITHE...
