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[when someone tries to fight with you]

Richie

the.glasses.come.off

—the noodle boy becomes MACHO MAN

— he gets knocked out with a punch

— you drag him all the way to your house

— you had to convince your parents that he's only unconscious and that he's not dead

— he wakes up with a migraine

—long story short:The boy cannot fight.

Mike

gets the party to participate

—wimps out

— Max and Eleven handle it

— he cheers them on

— has to pull el back cause she almost snapped their necks off

— y'all run away before hopper beats your asses

—y'all get home and play Dungeons and Dragons

Tyler

—this is 2018 bitch it's Snapchat drama

—you add him to the groupchat

— you lost 6 friends

— he becomes a completely new person

— your friends hate him now

— you had to take his phone away cause this man was going OFF

— you guys get pizza

Finn

— the fights about your relationship

— hunny you don't need no mans to help you

— he's just their for support

— your going OFF

— he's low key terrified

—keeps in mind to never get you mad

— he's 1292838x nicer to you now

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My humor sucks I'm sorry. But I laughed at this. I'm a loser. Okay bye 💀

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