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opinions: ⚡︎ harsh opinions (6)

✤ not surprised if yoongi owns a gun. don't sneak up on his ass unattended.

✤ hoseok baby boy...please stop being so scared of things. cause if i'm scared of things and we together, who gon kill the spider in our baby's room?

✤ jungkook baby you handsome, but stop trying so hard okay? you sexy without having to give momma a heart attack by bitting whatever top lip you have.

stop. don't be like me and make fun of his lips. i'm a dick.

✤ not throwing shade but...
'beautiful' was better than 'just one day'

✤ dna got old the second american news channels played it again and again

✤ don't ship hoseok and his sister, you inbred

✤ jimin looks like jet li

✤ jungkook and his bro are exactly alike, it's so funny. except his brother isn't shy.

✤ don't say, if they was gonna date a black girl, it'd be a girl of lighter tone. you're still considered a black girl to them and everyone else jennifer.

✤ jin could rock a belly piercing
yoongi & namjoon could rock a nose piercing
hoseok could rock a dick piercing
jimin & tae could rock a tongue piercing
and jungkook could rock me

✤ most times i think jungkook was born a girl. then i get photos that make me think otherwise. but i still have some feelings towards that.

✤ the boys are fucking tan!! get over it sooyoung

✤ taehyung and jungkook got big ass heads lmfao

✤ now i know, you ain't gon tell me, that yoongi min, min yoongi, min yoonki, mint yoongiiiii

can not

give

head.

bruh, have you seen his tongue te—nvm i ain't even gonna go there. i know imma get hate for this. sorry not sorry yoongi stans.

✤ jimin stans are hands down, the best. i'm not a jimin stan, so don't come at me talmbout i'm biased.

- jin stans are loyalty

- yoongi stans are sexual then fluffy then sexual then fluffy. flip floppin asses lmfao

- hoseok stans are so varieted

- namjoon stans are funny

- taehyung stans are HARD STANS idgaf what you say to me lmfao

- jungkook stans are twisted

✤ how has jungkook not gotten sleep paralysis ?

✤ how come jungkook looks different every time i see him. i swear this nigga not human. he scares me so bad.

✤ why every time the interviewer asks if you guys have a girlfriend you get so damn nervous namjoon? we all know you had a thick bitch in your hotel room the night of the grammys. i—

✤ am i the only one who be feeling they got a secret gf or whatever and when they don't go to an award show, it's because they having celebratory se—

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i'm going to chick fil a, any of y'all want something?