bts imagines, scenarios, opinions, smuts ➹ambw

opinions: ⚡︎ harsh opinions (7)

➣ thanks @kawaiiyumny5! this girl, kanna hashimoto, kinda looks like jk when you look at her for too long.

➣ i would so pay to see the boys in a 'bad gays club' show aha

i can see jin just picking fights with everyone and gossiping with jimin until he gets his ass beat.

i can see tae vs jin all the time.

yoongi talking shit about how all of them are annoying except for jimin and hoseok.

namjoon reading a book the whole time.

the camera zooming in to jungkook's face every time a fight goes down

➣ jungkook seems like that type of guy you have a one night stand with. and you have such a good time and he says it'll happen again, so give him your number. only for you to text first and he leave you on read. #heartbreaker

➣ don't sleep on 'the most beautiful moment in life' eras. it is underrated compare to 'love yourself' era.

and of course we know the reason why that is, because love yourself era happened when bts boomed globally.

➣ taehyung looks like he takes the smelliest shits and it shows

➣ some of y'all haven't watched bts on pornhub and it shows

➣ a jay park and jimin special stage needs to happen

but my kitty kat bar is not ready for that

➣ i feel like out of all the members, the least i know about is jin. which is weird because i've been into the group for years now and he seems so...hidden ? ion what's the right word

➣ i love that taehyung is the maknae in the 'hwarang' group. it's so cute.

➣ ffs i used to confuse tae and jk. cause when i was learning the position, jk is the maknae. but for some reason, taehyung (back then) looked younger than him to me??? so i couldn't tell them apart. but when i was able to, i hated myself so much because i was like how df could i not tell them ap-?!?

➣ exo and bts been love each other so stfu with these dumbass fan wars heather

➣ i've never been in a fan war. it's so dumb.

➣ i'd have a one night stand with jimin and that's all me. no caps.

➣ bt21 needs to make holly & yeontan products

➣ some companies that collab with bts when they got popular, sell their products at such a high price. it's ridiculous. idk anything about business management because i'm in college to be a therapist. but it feels like a scam, cuz they know army gon buy it regardless of price. (but not me cause i can't save). be like walmart. less price and you'll still have more sells.

➣ i wish yoongi could be my therapist. so if i'm depressed about something, he'll just say: 'get the fuck over it' and i'll feel better

➣ yoongi looks like he gives good massages & jin does give good massages

➣ some of y'all are virgins and it shows with your smuts

➣ i literally can't wait...for when younger groups start doing bts tributes. they already have, but i'm actually talking about when bts reaches 10+ years then retire after so many years. it'll be so heartfelt and warming.

➣ i don't want bts to retire until they fully want to...but why do i feel like it's coming sooner than i think. i hope they end up like 'shihnwa' and stay a group and only comeback when they want to and do solos and shit too.

➣ i don't know if they'd ever say it was their last concert until the last song during the concert

➣ you can't ship jungkook with his dad like wtf

namjoon & jin didn't raise this kid for years just for you to say they're secretly having sex

➣ if any bts ship was real, jikook would make the most sense 🤷🏾‍♀️

➣ taehyung is too nice and trusts people so fast. i don't want his heart to be broken by fake friends. fake friends. fake friends.

➣ honestly, if you're 13 or a lil younger reading smut, that's fine. even though you shouldn't be. but don't try to write smut when you're a little ass kid. go to sleep margaret.

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fave bts choreo?

- i don't have one but i'd save 'baepsae (silver spoon) is up there

fave bts album?

- the most beautiful moment in life: young forever

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- you never walk alone

fave bts song?

- bruh save me had been my ult fave, then added very recently was 'apanman', 'seesaw', 'don't leave me' 'i'm fine', and 'best of me.'

i got work from 10:30-7:00 today, so i'll see y'all during break! have a good saturday 💓 also i will always update a smut chapter and i update a normal chapter for those of you who don't read smut.