#79 3am Messages From You

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Requested by MagiCandyy

💥Bakugou💥

Y/n: Hey bakuhoe!? Quick question for you

Bakugou: This better be important dipshit.. it's fucking 3am..

Y/n: No it is!! If you work at a Samsung store, are you technically a Guardian of the Galaxy?

Bakugou: ....Fucking good night

🥦Midoriya🥦

Y/n: Hey Izu?

Midoriya: Huh? What's up?

Y/n: Do crabs think fish can fly?

Midoriya: Umm... What? 😂

Y/n: This is a serious question!

Midoriya: I'm going to go out on a limb here and say.. no?

Y/n: Thank you for your input! Night!!

⛰Kirishima⛰

Y/n: Serious question!

Kirishima: What's up love?

Y/n: When you activate your quirk if you're hard, do you get twice as hard?

Kirishima: Eh!? What kind of question is that!?

Y/n: A damned important one! I wanna know what I'm getting myself into!!

🔥Todoroki❄

Y/n: Hey Shoto?

Todoroki: y/n? Why are you awake?

Y/n: Not important!! Do you know how people say you are what you eat and your dads a dick? Does that mean he's gay?

Todoroki: ...Listen it's too early to laugh and I hate you for this!!

😡Monoma😡

Y/n: You know, at one point your parents put you down and never picked you back up..

Monoma: read at 3:05

Y/n: I can see why yours never picked you up again! Ignorant bastard..

⚡Kaminari⚡

Y/n: Why don't you ever get into your damned pokéball!?

Kaminari: Y/n? Babe, we've been over this..

Y/n: I don't care!!! Get in your motherfucking ball! Pika pika bitch..

🏃🏻‍♂️Iida🏃🏻‍♂️
Y/n: Oi Sanic!!

Iida: I've told you not to call me that..

Y/n: Sorry.. but quick question! Where are all of your rings?

Iida: Good night y/n...

🐥Tokoyami🐥

Y/n: Heya Birdie!!

Tokoyami: Why are you awake?

Y/n: I was just thinking about things.. like we have watermelons right? So why not fire, earth or air melons? We could have the elemelons!!

Tokoyami: You've had coffee haven't you?

Y/n: Nooo

🐱Shinsou🐱

Y/n: Oi insomniac! Do you think cats are gonna take over the world?

Shinsou: Hell yeah I do. Why do you think they're always glaring at us? They're planning our demise

Y/n: This is why I love you!

💜Tamaki💜

Y/n: Who took the picture of the first camera?

Tamaki: It's too early for this

Y/n: No.. it hurts my head.. help me

Tamaki: y/n.. put the coffee and chocolate away, stop watching conspiracy videos and sleep.. please

Y/n: fineeeee

💪🏼Toshinori💪🏼

Y/n: Hey, if you ever miss 4:20 just wait for 4:22, because 4:22 is 4:20 too

Toshinori: How high are you?

Y/n: About 5'4.. what about you?

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