Not an actual chapter, I just got bored 🤷♀️
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Kaminari: Hey! How you doing?
Bakugou: *Growls*
Kaminari: *Screams* GET YOUR FUCKING DOG BITCH!!!
Kirishima: It don't bite
Kaminari: YES IT DO!!
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Bakugou: How's it feel to be the worst cop ever huh?
Midoriya: Shut up your mother buys you Mega Blocks instead of Legos
Bakugou: Shut up, you take that back you-
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Shinso: Kaminari, why do you want to go to the ball?
Kaminari: Cause Shinso, ball is life *Feet stomping*
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Shoto: Bro, I had a dream we fucked
Midoriya: Bro, it's just a dream
Shoto: Uh gay, I wouldn't fuck you
Midoriya: You wouldn't?
Shoto: I mean unless you want to
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Midoriya: Attention target shoppers, my mommy is hot and ready to trot, she is single and ready to mi-
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Mineta: *About any of the gay ships* Two bros, chilling in a hot tub. Five feet apart cause they're not gay!
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Tokoyami: And they were roommates
Ojiro: Oh my god they were roommates
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Aizawa: I said whoever threw that paper, your mom's a hoe!
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Monoma: Road work ahead? Uh yeah, I sure hope it does
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Toshinori: *To All For One* What the fuck is up Kyle? No, what did you say, what the fuck dude, step the fuck up Kyle!!
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Dabi: So you just gonna bring me a birthday gift on my birthday to my birthday party on my birthday with a birthday gift?
Twice: Happy birthday?
Dabi: *Smashes glass on his head*
Sorry for this but I was very bored..
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