[ 𝙍𝙋𝘿𝙍 𝙋𝙍𝙀𝙁𝙀𝙍𝙀𝙉𝘾𝙀𝙎 ] ᯼ ✔

"Are you?"

A/n: I literally can't get enough of that lizard—

Aquaria=

- “Are you?”, Gio asked you cautiously.
- “Am I what? Am I gonna have a mental break at any—”
- “No are you pregnant, did you take the test? Or are you on the rag?”
- “Uh, rag? Yeah. I just took it.”
- “Is it done yet?”
- “Yeah. I think so—”
- Gio dashed for the bathroom.
- One door shut with a loud thud.
- Silence...
- “OH, FOTTIMI DELICATAMENTE!!!”
- I'll take that I am...

- hold on...
- “SINCE WHEN DID YOU LEARN ITALIAN?!!”

Miss Fame=

- You were having trouble getting into an old dress.
- it was weird. You didn't change your exercise or diet plan. So it was a little strange you could barely fit into a commonly used dress.
- “Honey, can you help me with this?”
- “Sure.”
- Kurtis was also having a hard time stitching you up as well.
- “You said you've been gaining weight?”
- “Yeah. Don't judge me.”, you pouted.
- “You said you haven't had your period in 5 weeks?”
- “Yeah—oh........”
- “Are you?”
- silence...
- cut to Kurtis screaming and running around the house. Picking up whatever he can and hugging it. Potted-cactuses included.
- ouch

Violet=

- “Babe, can you give me a pad from the drawer?”
- “So you aren't pregnant?”
- “No?”
- “Well thank god, Mason for peeing on my face that one time is just enough for me.”
- “Oh my god—”

Katya=

- “BRIAN GET IN HERE.”
- “what—”
- “GET THE CAMERA.”
- “what why—”
- “TO TAKE A PICTURE DUMBASS.”
- “what why for—”
- *you throwing the test from the bathroom door to his face outside*
- “OH MY GOD GET THE CAMERA.”

Kameron=

- “Are you—”
- “Nope.”
- “I didn't even finish my—”
- “Nope is all you need to know, now come hug the pregnant lady.”
- “WHAT...”

Miz Cracker=

- “Well, are you?”
- “Am I what?”
- “Uh, the sauce?”
- *looks around confused*
- “Are you high? Or am I missing something?”
- “ARE YOU PREGO GOD DAMN IT.”
- “jesus no. damn bish chill the tf out.”
- “Thank god, now I can make pasta without you getting triggered.”
- “thankfully 😂”

Blair St. Clair=

- “Are you??”
- “wElL I Do DeClArE! I am actually pregnant—”
- “Okay... You were just mocking me but I don't mind it anymore.”
-Blair and Anthony attacked you with kisses.
- more emphasis on your belly.
- “mommy? Am I to be a big bro?”, Anthony pouted.
- “Yes baby, you are.”
- “My sidekick? Daddy promiz!”
- “You fucking assho—”

Sharon=

- “Any new bats this season?”
- “what does that even—”
- “Mating season just ended.”
- “uhh.”
- “ARE YOU PREGNANT OR NOT?”
- “are we living on the same planet?”
- “Answer me pls, I wanna know.” 🥺
- “oh my god no. Fuck no. Fuck the way to hell no.”