A Neikki Fanfiction
VanessaGirl286
"And then Mrs. Muack ATTACKED the street Dog and won the fight!"
"Nikki as incredible that Platapus is, you could get yourself in big trouble! Where am I suposed to get a new assistant?"
"Aaawwww Neil, are you worried about me?~"
"of course I am. Especially for my amazing assitant~"
Max sighs and looks at his watch.
Hey look. It's been exactly 8 months, 2 weeks and 35 minutes since Neil and Nikki started flirting and him being the thirdwheel. Great.
And that's not even the worst part. It's shitty because they aren't even realizing it and they have been doing it for MONTHS.
Everytime he tries to call them out, they just tell him that it isn't true. That they are "just friends". But they can't fool him. It's obvious. The blushes, the nicknames, the flirting. It's there! His two best friends in the whole world have a crush on each other, but are too dumb to notice it.
And Neil is supposed to be the smart one. That fucking idiot.
Max walks his way home faster and leaves his friends behind. Neil runs after him with Nikki following behind.
"Hey Max! What's with the hurry?," asks Neil. "yeah, you are quieter than usal. Aren't we going to plan how to get rid of Mrs. Sunshine?" adds Nikki.
Mrs. Sunshine is our classteacher but not from the start of the year. They managed to get rid of four teachers this year and it's still November. And she is no exception. In fact she is way more annoying than David and already THAT has to mean something.
"Not with you two love birds! How the fuck are we supposed to do something if you guys are always flirting! There hasn't been one fucking day without you guys looking like a couple" answer Max looking annoyed.
"We do not flirt!" screamed Nikki and Neil at the same time and then turned red. They look at each other in shook and confusing.
Max rolls his eyes. "Whatever" and kept walking.
"I don't flirt Max, I don't have time for that! Why should I spend my time with flirting with people who will destroy my self-confidence, if I have sience and a lab with an air conditioner?"
Another reason to avoid it. How much longer do I have to suffer?
"It would be so much cooler to flirt with a dinosaur! Aw man, I wish I could meet a Dinosaur! NEEIIIIL! Could you make a time machine so I can have a dinosour? I want to fight one! Win the dominance!" says Nikki with glee and planning how to kill a fucking dinosour. How will she do that? I have no fucking idea and I wouldn't be suprised if she did it.
Neil sighs. "No Nikki. That would destroy the Timeline and could create-" Neil stops talking as he looks at Nikki. She's giving him one of her most affective attacks: the puppy eyes. Neil stares at her blushing and hyponotized.
He's buying it.
Neil finally snaps from Nikki's puppy eye hipnosis and looks away "M-maybe I could try building one. But no promises!"
"YAAAAAY!!" screams Nikki. Looking now less sad than five seconds ago.
Neil looks annoyed for giving in so easily, but he still smiles softly at her.
Max gives him a look. Neil blushes furiously and flips Max off. That made him laugh.
They aren't just obvious together, but also alone.
"He looks so cute when he's proud of himself" "I never noticed what an adorable laugh Nikki has"
It's cute and he really wishes them the best when they get together. Well if.
They can't do it on their own, maybe I should give them a push...
Gwen's fucking trash TV shows should better help or else I'll kill her.
