Dorms

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Izuku's pov

"Wakey Wakey, it's time to get up," Eri said, jumping on top of me. "Nooooo, I'm tired, yesterday's practice was too hard," I whined, pushing Eri off of me. "But dorms are today," Eri whined back at me. "Fiiiiine but only because dad would kill me if I'm late," I groaned, getting out of the cat bed.

"WHAT DO YOU ME YOU'RE MOVING TO FUCKIN' DORMS!" Yao mewed angrily. "YOU KNOW WHAT I FUCKING MEAN YOU'RE GOING TO BE LIVING ALONE FOR A WHILE!" I yelled back. "You fucking bitch, I can't belive your going to leave me alone here," Yao meowed with tears in her eyes. "T-tch, sure you can come with us," I said giving in. "Izu-chan what were you and the kitty saying?" Eri asked me. 'Oh yeah I forgot she can't understand when me and Yao meow,' I thought. "Well Yao asked me to bring her to the dorms and I guess we are," I replied. "Yay Kitty's going to come with us," Eri cheered.

"Eri put your kitty clothes in your backpack while I cook food for us," I said, walking towards the kitchen. "Uhhhh so it's easy to make pancakes right?" I asked myself. "You are so hopeless when it comes to cooking," Yao complained, getting out the ingredients to make pancakes. "I can make fish....and cat food," I said, trailing off at the end.

After everyone finished eating, we arrived safely to the newly built dorms (Me and Eri were in our normal forms). "Were you the one that ordered a bunch of cat things to be dropped off here?" dad asked. "Yeah Izu-chan did that," Eri said, laughing. "Dude why do you need all that stuff," Kami asked. "Well I need my dorm room to feel more like my alley house," I responded. "What's with the cat that Eri's holding?" Sho asked. "Well Yao wouldent let me leave without her and Eri needs someone to keep her entertained other than us," I explained.

Anyways you oversized babies, go in and choose your rooms," dad said, opening the doors to the building. I picked up my giant boxes of cat things and ran in the building with everybody else. Me and Eri ended up choosing a room on the 4th floor, which was a hassle because I had to carry five heavy boxes with cat things along with my backpack full of clothes and other things.

"It's so big," Eri said, placing Yao on the ground. "Yeah I can move the bed to wherever you want it but I'm going to be sleeping in my cat form," I said, opening up the boxes. "Eri can you go get Kacchan, I'm going to need his help with all these cat perches and hanging things," I asked. "Ok Izu-chan," Eri said, running out of the room.

"Damn how many cat perches do you need," Yao exclaimed when she saw all the pieces. "Well in this box I have pieces for 4 cat perches, the box over there has a bunch of cat beds in it, the box over there has uhh 'goods', like catnip for me, and the box right there has things that will help me train and it also has things that will hand from the ceiling, and over there has things for Eri like stuffed animals, and it also includes cat toys," I explained pointing at each box.

"Damn you have a bunch of things. where did you get the money for this?" Kacchan asked behind me. "Did you get all the money from those alley jobs you were doing?" Eri asked. "U-uh well those alley jobs might have been fighting tournaments," I explain turning around to be greeted by an angry Kacchan and a slightly mad Eri. "N-no it's not what you think," I said, shuffling away from the angry people. "Oh you already dug your grave," Kacchan said, running towards me.

After Kacchan 'beat some sense into me', we finished seating up everything in my room. We had each perch in the corners of the room, while my training supplies were in a place so Eri couldn't hurt herself. I had All my 'goods' in some of the cat condos, and I also had a kitty playground which had shelves that I could climb on. A bunch of my toys were scattered on the ground along with Yao's food dish which was neatly placed at the back of the room. Eri's bed had a pink bed sheet on it that said "neko" and a bunch of stuffed animals. My bed was all of the cat condos that didn't have catnip in them. Lastly in the closet me and Eri shared we had all of our clothes including my little hero costume that Eri wont stop wearing unless I have to wash it.

"Dear god that took longer than I expected," Kacchan said, wiping off sweat that was on his face. "Yeah but it was worth it look at all of this," I responded, motioning to my whole room. "Awwwee look at Eri and Yao sleeping," I cooed. "Yeah whatever lets just let them sleep," Kaccah said, dragging me out of my room.

"Oh hey we were checking out rooms and we wanted to check out your room," Mina said while waiting by the elevator with the 'Izu Protection Squad'. "Yeah sure but please don't wake up Eri and Yao they're sleeping?" I asked, leading the group to my room.

"Damn kitty boy you really put the cat in neko," Kaminari said, looking around my room. "The fuck does that even mean?" Kirishima asked, pushing his way into my room. "Guys we should be quiet. Eri is sleeping and I don't want to deal with a tired child," Shi said looking at my kitty playground.

After we were done looking at my rooms we went down to the lounge to find out whose room was the best. "Zuku why are you in your kitten form?" Sho asked, petting me. "I usually am in my kitten form in my house so being in the dorms won't stop me," I explained. "W-well anyways me and Kaminari found out whose room was the best," Mina announced. "And the winner is.............Izuku's room," Kaminari announced.

"How, my room is just a cat things," I said. "Well that's the thing like Kaminari said before you put the cat in neko," Kirby responded. "Uraraka please use proper language," Sonic said standing up and doing weird hand movements. "Oh I have to wake up Eri, she'll be cranky if I don't wake her up," I said, jumping off of Sho and transforming back.

After I brung Eri back back down to the lounge Satou made some cake for all of us to enjoy. "Izu-chan I'm happy that you saved me from the bad man," Eri said, stuffing her face with cake.

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