Plot Armor

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A/N : What is this, me updating early? Preposterous!

Izuku's pov

"Who's this little baby Eri," the old man asked. "You forgetful female dog, it's me Izuku Midoriya," I hissed jumping up and down. "You don't look like him, he has seven tails with one of them burnt, you only have one non burnt tail," the old man observed. "Mr. Gran Torino, this is Izu-chan he just got hit with a reverse quirk," Eri responded, giving me a smaller version of my hero costume.

After we got the whole explaining about my new body thing over I changed into my hero costume and me and Gran Torino got on the subway to go to Hosu. "mhm, I hope Eri is ok by herself," I said tapping my foot on the ground. "Don't worry she's a strong girl," the old man responded. "Aww look at the little baby," someone whispered pointing at me. "I swear if you attack them you are dead," the old man growled.

The subway car came to a very abrupt stop. 'OH GOD IT'S A NOMU," I yelled when the nomu ripped the top of the subway car open. "Evacuate everyone while I deal with the nomu," the old man said, racing at the nomu. 'How the fuck are people going to listen to me,' I thought with a growl directing everyone away from the comotion.

Once I got everyone to safety I saw the flaming tras- I mean Endeavor and manual fighting some nomus. "Manual, do you know where Iida went?" I asked, worried. "Now he ran off somewhere," Manual responded before going back to fighting. 'God damn it I knew this would happen,' I thought as I ran as fast as I could on my tiny baby legs.

I spent forever checking every shifty alleyway that Sonic might have molested, I mean tried to attack Stain in. 'Ah ha found you guys," I thought looking into the alleyway where Stain was on top of sonic trying to kill him. I quickly got down on my hands and knees and crawled into the alley making a diversion. "Neh neh," I said, crawling over to sonic. "Oh who are you little guy?" Stain asked, stopping the killing he was about to do. "Soni Soni," I responded, grabbing onto Sonic's hero costume, and bringing fake tears to my eyes. "Oh is this your younger brother?" Stain asked sonic. While Sonic was explaining that Stain couldn't possibly kill him in front of me, I took out my very tiny phone and sent my location to Sho.

"See if you killed me my little brother would have no one as a role model," Sonic said. "Then I'll just take him," Stain responded, picking me up. "You're screwed," sonic muttered as Stain brought me close to his face. "Don't touch me bitch," I said, swiping at him. "Augh, god damn it, you're that runt that got hit by a quirk," Stain said, throwing me at the wall.

"See the thing about cats is that they have very high mobility," I informed, bouncing off the wall and attacking Stain. "And the thing about me is I can dodge all your attacks," Stain responded, cutting me with his very big and long knife. "Damn it and this costume was new, and how could you just attack a baby," I complained. "Don't worry I won't kill you, but I will kill your friend," Stain said, licking my blood that was on his long knife.

My body stopped working and I fell on the ground unable to move. "W-wait, I can't move," I said surprised. Stain just chuckled and went over to Sonic to kill him.

Todoroki's pov

"BY THE POWER OF PLOT ARMOR YOU SHALL NOT KILL MY FRIENDS," I yelled running into the alley. "Damn it why can I just kill one of you already," Stain whined, getting ready to fight me. "Sho be careful, his quirk has something to do with paralyzing you," Zuku told me as Stain rushed at me. "I bet bad boys like you like it cold," I said, sending Ice at Stain. "Nope I like it hot," Stain replied. "Well that's no problem," I said, dodging his sword and setting my arm on fire.

'Well this is fun," I thought, feeling all of the stinging that was coming from cuts on my body. "Look here the plot armor kid just might get paralized," Stain taunted. "Not anymore," Zuku cheered, getting up. "I bet his quirks flaw is the blood type of the opponent, like as you see here sonic has been paralized since I got here, but because I have type O blood my effects were shortened," Zuku explained. "Ding ding, the little baby found out," Stain congratulated.

"Todoroki, Izuku, please stop fighting this was my fight and I want to win it," Iida said. "This is the thing sonic, you were literally paralized, and still are, you couldn't fight back no matter how bad you wanted and also I really don't want you to kill someone," Zuku said, while we were attacking Stain. "You are the true hero kid I won't kill you, but fake heroes, like your friend you call sonic, deserve to die," Stain explained walking shuffling back.

"Nya hahaha, that's where you're wrong. What really makes a hero fake or not? Like yeah I do agree with you heroes that save people for fame and money don't really do their job seriously, but what matters is that they save people. Like those two times I was kittynapped the heroes saved me. So I believe that the fake hero is you, the one who wants to kill the heroes that save people!" Zuku responded. Again by the power of plot armor Iida finally wasn't paralized anymore and he attacked Stain, successfully knocking him out.

Izuku's pov

"Thank god, he's knocked out, now Sho and Sonic drag him out of the alley and don't make it look like we raped him, cuz we didn't," I directed, taking charge. Like I ordered Sho and sonic dragged Stain out of the alley. "There you are, I was worried about you guys, Endeavor said, looking at our bruises. "Yep were fine, and surprisingly I didn't get raped in that alley," I chuckled.

Everyone that was asked me if I was ok heard a very loud screech. "Well that sounds lik- WOAH HELP ME," I cried out, as a flying nomu grabbed me with it's talons. "Sho help me," I cried in pain, as the nomus talons punctured my sides. "I'm not letting this nomu kill a true hero like you," Stain declared as he used his mobility to jump up and kill the nomu. My fall was cushioned by the nomu, but Stain hit the ground with a smack.Sho pried the nomu's talons off of me and took me to the ambulance.

Todoroki's pov

My mind couldn't work properly as the paramedics took Zuku away from me. "Hurry him to the hospital," A couple of the paramedics yelled as we all got into the ambulance. On the way to the hospital me and Iida got treated by some of the nurses. "We need to get him stabilized," the nurses and doctors said, rushing Zuku into the emergency room. Me and Iida were taken to a hospital room even though we really didn't have to be there as much as Zuku did.

"T-Todoroki I'm sorry," Iida said to me once we were alone. "Yeah you better be, if it wasn't for you Zuku would have never gotten hurt like that," I yelled, slapping Iida. "you already know that Zuku was affected by Eri's quirk, so why would you put him in more danger by doing something that would get him hurt," I shouted, angrily. "B-but I didn't know he would come help me, so it's not my fault," Iida reasoned. "Oh this has every reason to be your fault. You knew that he would come looking for you, you knew that he would fight Stain while you couldn't, you knew that he would have to do all of those thing it that tiny baby's body, but guess what, you still did all of those things that you could have changed," I responded, with venom laced in my voice and tears in my eyes.

"Todoroki-" "No I don't want to hear you talk," I said, quickly cutting him off. 'Poor Zuku, I just want to really confess to him before he dies,' I thought sadly.

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