The world holds its breath, when a young woman enters the Great Pirate Era.
You, known as Whipslash are a pain in the ass and many other things for many people out there.
Somehow you intrigue some dangerous men on your way on the grand line with you...
A quick message of the author: As school starts tomorrow for me again, I won't be able to update everyday. I will try to update twice a week, on wednesdays and sundays :).
I also couldn't write the next chapter, being severly depressed as school starts again for me. Honestly, the only thing I could bring myself to today was sitting in my bed and reading One Piece fanfics.
But the better part: Downhere there will be a dialogue, as I wanted to celebrate and thank that this fanfic was read 730 times. Still can't believe that. So, thank you!
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The One Piece Daycare
As Tashigi and Whipslash negotiated with Ain, things didn't go well...
Author: Honestly, Ain! Why do you do this to me? Why change every person here into a kid?
Whipslash: I am still an adult, you know.
Author: No, you're not! This is your fault!
*Author points to all the crying and screaming ex-adults*
Author: A person does not simply attack someone when you are not pleased!
Whipslash: But...
Author: No but! You will help me, until Ain comes back!
Whipslash: What are we gonna do now?
*Shanks sleeps in Author's arms. He is with one year old, the smallest child*
Author: Ooohhhh! I have an idea! Let's do a kids birthday party!
Whipslash:...As far as I know, it's no one's birthday today.
Author: doesn't matter! I just do not want the kids to destroy my house.
Whipslash:... I get that.
*A good hour later, games and snacks are in the garden, Author sends the kids outside.*
Tashigi (9yo): What are we going to do?
Author: Okay, kids, come here! Today we are gonna play outside! There will be races and fun!
Crocodile: Seriously? We are adults, just trapped in a kids body.
Author: It would nice if you started to behave as an adult again. But today, let everything go, we are gonna have fun!
*Shanks suddenly pukes over author*
Author: Not that kind of fun.
Whipslash: Smoker! Kaku! You two will make sure the kids don't die!
Moria(12yo): Why I not?
Whipslash: We do not want a zombie apocalypse, right?
Author: One more rule: Don't try to kill anyone, otherwise there will be time out, understood?
*Kids nod in agreement before taking off and play different games*
*Author goes inside to clean herself up*
Hancock: Weeeeeihhhh!!!!
Author: What's wrong, Hancock?
Hancock: Akainu said something mean about Luffy!
Author: Where is he?
Aokiji (11yo): Hancock hit him, and he flew into the bushes.
Author: Why don't you care about him?
Aokiji: You said let go of everything, so that also means responsibility, right?
Author*whispers*: ...True. But we can't let him die, otherwise Oda is gonna kill me.
Lucci (2yo): Aaaaaaahhhhh!!!!
Author: Okay, I am needed elsewhere. Don't let him die, okay?
*Doflamingo holds a panicking Lucci over a pool filled with water*
Author: What do you think you are doing?
Doflamingo: I heard cats didn't like water, so I wanted him learning how to swim.
*Author saves Lucci, and holds Shanks in one hand, Lucci in the other*
Author:...Don't do that again, Doffy. It is not very nice to force someone.
*Doflamingo pouts*
*Author sees no other solution, so she kisses Doflamingo on his forehead*
Author: Be nice, Doffy.
Doflamingo: Fufufu. One day, you will start to like me.
Author: That day is far away, i assure you.
Whipslash: What did I miss?
Author: Seriously? What did you miss? One day, I am gonna... Did you eat all the snacks!?!
Whipslash: Oops.
Author: You are the biggest kid of all! I am done with you! Time out!
