baby mama: cmb

43.

third person.

chicas

pres
thea
gabs
kay

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thea
hey boo thangs

pres
sup hoes

gabs
i- its corbyn isn't it

pres
good guess presley is about to get in the
shower and she gave me her phone
and said 'text them if you want'

kay
soooo

thea
anyone talk to tate?

gabs
sort of she came to my house
uninvited last night

pres
wait can i just say i never liked
her she always gave me weird
looks

thea
oh wait i've seen the eyes she gives
you definitely are the 'please get in
bed with me right now' eyes

pres
ig you could say that

kay
see he even notices

gabs
anyways she was like why does
thea and presley hate me, like what did
i ever do to them. and i'm just like
i don't know go ask and leave.

thea
bruh she just gives off weird vibes and
is always flirting with corbitch and
thats presley's baby daddy not hers.

pres
thea ik you over with jordan i'm
not afraid to come beat your ass
up if you call me baby daddy
one more time

thea
sorry, corbyn is the daddy to
presley's baby not tate's.

kay
she thinks me and her are bffs.
but i'd rather jump
of a cliff

gabs
wait i feel that tho

thea
lets all go together

pres
presley will not be participating

thea
controlling (dramatic eye roll)

pres
oh sorry forgot she isn't
carry a child is she?

thea
fine.

kay
aggressive

thea
i always am

pres
ooooo my girlfriend looks so
hot rn like damn have my
children oh wait she is 😍

gabs
i- thats cute though

kay
bruh imagine if zach simped like
corbyn all the guys would make fun
of him... but he deserves it.

thea
#simpnation

pres
he's cute tho

thea
oo presley