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NSFW alphabet! NON PERVY! Mineta

LET ME BE CLEAR. THIS IS A NON PERVY MINETA. NOT THE PERVY ONE.

Okay. Let's start.

A = Aftercare (What they’re like after sex)

So, non pervy Mineta would definitely let you sleep afterwards. He would make sure you get a warm bath and stuffed animals.

B = Body part (Their favourite body part of theirs and also their partner’s)

His favorite body part of himself is his dick. Of course.

His favorite part of your body is your hips. He likes them. Whether you look like a box or not.

C = Cum (Anything to do with cum basically…)

What he would do is naturally watch you swallow it, or cream pie you.

D = Dirty Secret (Pretty self explanatory, a dirty secret of theirs)

He likes to see you grip the sheets during sex. It makes him feel good about himself and that he could satisfy you.

E = Experience (How experienced are they? Do they know what they’re doing?)

He has zero experience and he is very grateful that you chose him. Even though he has a pervy personality. He actually thanks you every night before bed and when you wake up for choosing him.

F = Favourite Position (This goes without saying.)

Good old fashioned missionary.

G = Goofy (Are they more serious in the moment, or are they humorous, etc)

He is very goofy.

H = Hair (How well groomed are they, does the carpet match the drapes, etc.)

He is actually clean shaven. So you don't know at all.

I = Intimacy (How are they during the moment, romantic aspect…) 

He can be either very romantic. Or very pervy.

J = Jack Off (Masturbation headcanon)

He masturbates when you arent around.

K = Kink (One or more of their kinks)

Just a vocal kink and a praise kink. He isn't very freaky. His main goal is to please you. Your voice let's him know he is.

L = Location (Favourite places to do the do)

The bedroom. Private.

M = Motivation (What turns them on, gets them going)

When you make him become submissive.

N = NO (Something they wouldn’t do, turn offs)

When you try to be submissive.

O = Oral (Preference in giving or receiving, skill, etc)

He likes to give. Again, his main goal is your pleasure. Not his.

P = Pace (Are they fats and rough? Slow and sensual? etc.)

Slow and sensual.

Q = Quickie (Their opinions on quickies rather than proper sex, how often, etc.)

He doesn't like quickies.

R = Risk (Are they game to experiment, do they take risks, etc.)

He doesn't really take risks.

S = Stamina (How many rounds can they go for, how long do they last…)

2 rounds. Unless you push him for more. Which is rare.

T = Toy (Do they own toys? Do they use them? On a partner or themselves?)

You definitely own a strap on. You peg him a lot.

U = Unfair (how much they like to tease)

You tease him. A lot.

V = Volume (How loud they are, what sounds they make)

He is vocal. Moans and whimpers.

W = Wild Card (Get a random headcanon for the character of your choice)

You called him tiny dick a lot. And you were kind of wrong. So he offered for you to see and one thing led to another.

X = X-Ray (Let’s see what’s going on in those pants)

6 inches. Max.

Y = Yearning (How high is their sex drive?)

Pretty standard.

Z = ZZZ (… how quickly they fall asleep afterwards) 

He passes out quick.

This was a request. So. Please don't hate on me... 😭😭