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(A/N: CHANHEE AND HIS FINE GÆ ASS IM JEALOUS)

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jimonchérie: GUYS I'M SO EMBARRASSED SKQNAKEBQ

meep: ??

jimonchérie: I CAN'T EVEN TELL YOU QLDJQKBQ

famjoon: omg just spit it out

peppermintae: dw y'all !!! tae is here to tell you

peppermintae: SO BASICALLY

peppermintae: jimin, jin and i went to the eye doctor to pick up jimin's new contact lenses

peppermintae: and as we were walking in, jimin ran against the glass door and fell on his ass 😭

peppermintae: and then the employee said 'you're at the right place here'

peppermintae: WHEN I TELL YOU I PEED MY PANTS SJJQKQWBK 💀

jimonchérie: STOP 😭

hobihobo: jimin sweetheart. you are embarrassing.

dumbkook: PFFTT

peppermintae: anyways

peppermintae: here a quick pic of jin and i after jimbo's misery<3

peppermintae:

peppermintae: aren't we adorable??

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peppermintae: aren't we adorable??

kooknoir: yeah, who's the cutie on the right??

jintleman:

jintleman: oh that's me thanks ☺

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jintleman: oh that's me thanks ☺

kooknoir: stfu

famjoon: what are you holding in your hands??

jintleman: we bought ourselves some cool spacy contacts as well

jintleman: mine are pink 😫💦

peppermintae: mine are purple 😫💦

jimonchèrie: CAN YOU TWO PLS STOP TEXTING I'M HUNGRY

peppermintae: but ur texting too

jimonchérie: IK BUT PLS

peppermintae: SIGH fine

jintleman: you wanna eat a hamburger???

jimonchérie: excuse me??? i don't eat peasant food 🙄

jintleman: a cheeseburger???

jimonchérie: very well 😌

kooknoir: i'm bored

kooknoir: I JUST HAD A GRANDIOSE IDEA

kooknoir: i'm considering to start boxing😳

meep: you?? boxing?? 💀

kooknoir: yeah?? any problem with that 🤨

meep: as far as i know you, you will start boxing but then lose interest not even a week after 😐

kooknoir: you're joking right??

kooknoir: i'll be the best fighter the world has ever seen !!

kooknoir: bruce lee?? more like bruce me(e) 😎

famjoon: bruce lee did martial arts not boxing 😐

kooknoir: so what?? it both has sth to do with fighting 💪

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jintleman: WE'RE BACK

jimonchérie: and we got our burgers ☺

meep: cute

jimonchérie: JDBQKSBJWKWB

peppermintae: WE ALSO WENT SHOPPING

kooknoir: did you buy nice clothes 😏

famjoon: jungkook, no. stop it.

kooknoir: 😊

peppermintae: yes i did!!!

peppermintae: i also hate jin 😐

peppermintae: this mf 😭

jintleman: GASP

jintleman: WHAT DID I DO WRONG?!

jimonchérie: jin stfu honestly 😭 you asked the h&m lady if you could get 60% off bc you're 'handsome' :|

jintleman: and???

jintleman: i'm basically an it-boy when it comes to fashion 😎

jintleman: not kidding,,, i get stuff sent from all designers all over the world 💋😌

hobihobo: that's because you order it 😀

jintleman: your problem is??? gucci, prada, i have it all

peppermintae: and you're broke now obviously

peppermintae: probably why you asked for 60% off for an h&m shirt today<3

jintleman: YOU BITCH BETTER BE QUIET NOW

jintleman: I'M NOT THE ONE WHO BOUGHT A COFFEE MACHINE FOR A THRILLION BUCKS TODAY

peppermintae: it's a genuine thing to spend money on tho???

jintleman: but you don't even like coffee 😭

peppermintae: OH STFU THE PACKAGING WAS PRETTY OKAY!?!

famjoon: oh boy

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(A/N: this took WAY too long to upload but yes !!!

i also hope that you all enjoyed your holidays and that you will stay healthy and safe !!

i will try to update more often (gasp even though i know i'm lazy)

but yes

as always stay gay and gorgeous 

MWAH 😌💋💋)

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