(A/N: i believe in chanhee supremacy.)
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chat noir it's on sight
kooknoir: OKAY GUYS TAE IS HERE I'M HIDING IN THE CLOSET RN
meep: goodness
famjoon: aren't you supposed to be 'asleep'??
kooknoir: shit you're right
kooknoir: mission: arrive at my bed without being caught
kooknoir: wait shit
kooknoir: why am i hiding in the kitchen's closet again ??
meep: you idiot 😭
famjoon: why do y'all have a closet in the kitchen to begin with?? 😭
"I just have to smoothly get out of here, what's the deal", Jungkook whispered to himself as he shuffled in the kitchen's closet, trying to avoid making any noise.
"Fucking Yoongi and his fucking excuses", he rolled his eyes, but quickly paused his actions as he heard two familiar, yet muffled voices now inside of the dorm.
shit, he thought to himself, the voices getting louder and now more clear.
Jungkook knew he was fucked when they entered the kitchen.
"So~ do you want to drink something while I'll try to wake Jungkook up?", Jungkook heard his roommate, Mingyu, say.
Mingyu that wasn't the plan, dumbass, the ravenette cursed underneath his breath and quietly facepalmed himself.
"Oh, no thank you I'm good!", now also hearing Taehyung's soothing and soft voice, he smiled a little.
Jungkook decided to be bold and now open the closet's door just a little to see what was going on.
way too close for my liking, he narrowed his eyes as he analysed the two of them being about 50cm apart.
He was just about to figure out a way to get out of there easily when Mingyu spoke up again:
"Wait I think I know you!"
"You do?"
he does?, he raised an eyebrow.
"Yeah I think I follow you on Twitter", Mingyu answered, taking out his phone.
don't pull any flirting on him, i dare you kim mingyu
"Sorry I don't date fans", Taehyung replied jokingly.
Jungkook laughed.
fuck.
Now if only Jungkook hadn't absolutely panicked, he wouldn't have slipped on a sock, making him burst open the doors of the closet, landing on the floor with kitchen utensils scattered all over the place.
"Oh my god Jungkook are you okay there?", he heard Mingyu say as he rushed towards the almost unconscious boy.
"Yeah kinda I was just looking for the-", he cut himself off, nervously moving his head around to find any object and grabbing one his eyes land on, "sausage cutter?"
why do we even have this thing?, he frowned, slowly feeling embarrassed.
"Do you need an ice pack?", Taehyung was kneeling down next to Jungkook, attempting to suppress his laughter.
"NO! Uh I mean no, it's fine but thanks"
After a short moment of silence and Jungkook noticing that everything is a mess, he decided to go for plan B.
"I'll be right back!", he ran out if the kitchen after picking up his phone.
chat noir, it's on sight
kooknoir: yoongi, your excuses ain't shit i have failed miserably
famjoon: no shit sherlock 😭
kooknoir: yoongi you owe me 20 bucks
meep: what why
kooknoir: ,,,,
kooknoir: compensation 😭
meep: HOW IS THIS MY FAULT
famjoon: jungkook just man up already why are you so scared
kooknoir: sigh
kooknoir: it all started in 3rd grade 😔
meep: and there he goes
kooknoir: i was a boy that enjoyed eating pasta
kooknoir: i liked pasta that much i even used it as a pillow but that's another story
kooknoir: anyways one day my mom packed me some good ass pasta and i got really impatient bc i really couldn't wait to eat it
kooknoir: long story short: i ate it on the school bus but when the driver stopped bc of some old lady on the street, the spaghetti came flying up my nose and i had severe nose bleeds for months 😭
kooknoir: i couldn't eat pasta for a whole year
kooknoir: but now i have overcome my fear and i've been stronger than ever 👍💪
meep: okay??? what does that have anything to do with your situation with tae??
kooknoir: oh
kooknoir: lol idk
famjoon: jungkook listen i have the BEST IDEA EVER:
kooknoir: pls tell me i'm about to k-word myself 😭
famjoon: okay what you're gonna do is-
"JUNGKOOK!"
shit.
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(A/N: PFTT THE WAY I HAD THIS WRITTEN FOR ABOUT TWO WEEKS BUT NEVER POSTED ANYTHING I'M SO SORRY XHJDVAKWQISQM
also not @ germany not closing the schools 🗡😌
BTW PLEASE GIVE MY BB YOONGI LOTS OF SUPPORT MY BABY IS SO STRONG I HOPE HE IS DOING WELL
with that being said
,,,,,have a gay day ttly ah 😍)
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the french trio || bts crack ff
Fanfiction"i just wanted pasta, not a sauce tsunami" "welcome to the spaghetto 😔" __ In which Taehyung, Jimin and Jin come back from France to see their friend, but meet three boys that take their interests.
