(A/N: our little german brezel bube)
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spice boys
peppermintae: GUYS I'M PREGNANT
dumbkook: you're what now 👁👄👁
peppermintae: PREGNANT
meep: this will be a very cliché chapter ig
famjoon: what why
peppermintae: I FELT NAUSEOUS THIS MORNING AND MY STOMACH FEELS WEIRD THIS IS AWFUL
jintleman: that's probably bc you tried eating play doh yesterday
peppermintae: NO I WASN'T
jimonchérie: yes you were
peppermintae: OMG THE BABY JUST KICKED
meep: this fucker, abort it tae.
peppermintae: not just yet yoongi, i might not have this experience ever again
jintleman: oh really
famjoon: you don't say
hobihobo: omg hi<3 what did i miss??
jimonchérie: tae is preggo
hobihobo: nice who is the father
peppermintae: how should i know
hobihobo: right right
dumbkook: ..
bee movie has been lying all along
dumbkook: OKAY BUT HE COULD HAVE AT LEAST SAID MY NAME 😤
meep: jungkook you're too scared to even touch him
dumbkook: he might break if i do tho 😔 my baby is made out of glass,,, so innocent and delicate 💖
famjoon: well your innocent glass baby claims to be pregnant now and has apparently eaten play doh just yesterday
dumbkook: yeah❤
spice boys
jintleman: MOVING ON
jintleman: so a date i hear @ yoonmin 👀??
meep: what is a yoonmin
hobihobo: my cousin's name is minyoon
jimonchérie: ??okay???
jimonchérie: also yoongi dear i think they mean us
meep: oh okay
meep: yeah
famjoon: i can't believe the tiny ones are the first to date 😭
meep: huh?
jimonchérie: 🔗🤬⚔⛓😠💉🚬🗡😡
dumbkook: but i warn you jimin
dumbkook: our yoongi here is a bit
dumbkook: uh
dumbkook: weird when it comes to dates
famjoon: in 7th grade he purposely broke his leg just so that he didn't have to go to the dance with this girl
peppermintae: closeted 😊
dumbkook: a year later he did the same thing with another girl
dumbkook: and the year after too
dumbkook: he was known as the literal 'break-a-leg guy'
hobihobo: a dancing legend.
meep: stop talking or i'll break yours next❤
jimonchérie: yoonie pls don't break your leg, we won't even dance i promise
meep: u g h okay if you say so
peppermintae: ahhh,,, yes watching you guys all grown up now
peppermintae: we are adults now i mean look at us
peppermintae: you guys are dating, i'm pregnant and about to abort bc i'm getting sick of this fucker❤, yoongi getting out of his break-a-leg-phase, and the others doing whatever they are doing
peppermintae: this makes me so emotional but i think it's just the mood swings 😭
jintleman: tae sweetheart green tea helps ❤
peppermintae: thank you jin you are an angel 💖
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peppermintae: hey so uh- how do i abort a baby???
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(A/N: THIS BOOK HAS LIKE 900 READS NOW simpingforchan I'M FAMOUS BITCH)
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the french trio || bts crack ff
Fanfiction"i just wanted pasta, not a sauce tsunami" "welcome to the spaghetto 😔" __ In which Taehyung, Jimin and Jin come back from France to see their friend, but meet three boys that take their interests.
