hobi is onto sumn 😳

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(A/N: look it's a ferby

yes yes i indeed created this^)


pussycatdolls

jintleman: i miss my mans 😭

jimonchérie: your mans?

jimonchérie: WAIT WAIT WAIT

jimonchérie: H I M ?!??!

peppermintae: WHAT H I M H I M ?!?!?!?

jintleman: idk what u guys are implying

peppermintae: wait you don't mean
h i m !?!?

jintleman: i'm talking about namjoon, not the other him

jimonchérie: oh

jimonchérie: but he isn't even your mans

jintleman: -yet

peppermintae: oh? 👀

jintleman: you shut up tae, we all know you're thirsting over jungkook all the time

peppermintae: YEAH BUT HAVE YOU SEEN HIS ARMS?!?!

peppermintae: HE IS BUFF AS FUCK MEANWHILE THE ONLY MUSCLES I HAVE ARE FROM WII SPORTS RESORTS

jimonchérie: i felt this

jintleman: no you didn't.

jimonchérie: true dat

peppermintae: by the way, how's it going between you and yoongi ;)

jimonchérie: *inhales*

jimonchérie: HE IS THE MOST PRECIOUS LITTLE BEAN THERE HAS EVER BEEN AND I'VE EVER SEEN, HE HAS THE CUTIE GENE, EVERYTIME I SEE HIM I'M SMASHING MY SCREEN, HE IS BETTER THAN ALL THE CRUSHES I HAD AS A TEEN, I'M NOT EVEN TRYNA MAKE A SCENE BUT MY HEART HAS NEVER BEEN SO CLEAN.

jimonchérie: *exhales*

jintleman: oh you in some deep shit

peppermintae: aren't we all???


hobi's detective room

hobihobo: day 341721 and i'm still clueless

hobihobo: yet, there is one thing, that could help me find out more.

hobihobo: to be exact, three people.

hobihobo: eversince they've arrived, the used to be power ranger trio had been acting weird

hobihobo: hm.

hobihobo: h m.

hobihobo: hmmmmmmm.

hobihobo : WAIT A DAMN MINUTE

hobihobo: these little fuckers >:)

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(A/N: i really need to sleep i'm a fetus)


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