the french trio || bts crack ff

i hat you 😡🎩

(A/N: stan exo cowards^)

spice bois

jimonchérie: GUYS I DID IT?!

dumbkook: only now? 👀

jimonchérie: what

peppermintae: what

jimonchérie: tae ew

peppermintae: you didn't deny it ;)

jimonchérie: tae shut your virgin ass

peppermintae: stop exposing me you lil shit 😤

jimonchérie: try me💅

meep: what did you do jiminie?

peppermintae: j i m i n i e

jintleman: u w u

jimonchérie: i hate y'all srsly

jimonchérie: whatever

jimonchérie: I, LADIES AND GENTS, I MANAGED TO ORDER SUMN IN A RESTAURANT WITHOUT SAYING 'UH'

jimonchérie: y'all can't do it like me 😌

hobihobo: that's-

hobihobo: inspiring.

jintleman: how in hell did you do that

jimonchérie: that's a secret i'll never tell

famjoon: not trying to flex or sth but like i've been doing that eversince ice age

peppermintae: which part?

famjoon: huh?

peppermintae: which one of the movies?

meep: dear god

jintleman: tae sweetie

peppermintae: ???

peppermintae: oh

peppermintae: OH

dumbkook: don't attack him guys, the ice age movies are pretty old so he could have meant that since the movies came out too!

peppermintae: oh no, i just forgot this shit actually existed

peppermintae: I MEAN

peppermintae: YEAH KOO, TOTALLY WHAT YOU SAID!

big dicks and yoongi

dumbkook: k o o <3

freshhobster: why did you write that?

dumbkook: who r u

freshhobster: it's confidential

meep: how'd u get in this groupchat

freshhobster: top secret