the french trio || bts crack ff

chat noir oppa?? 😳💦

spice boys

peppermintae: HEY OKAY SO

peppermintae: I WAS ON WATTPAD

jimonchérie: oh no you having that miraculous ff phase again?? 😫

peppermintae: SHUT IT JIMIN MY MOUTH IS TRYING TO TALK

peppermintae: AND YES, YES CHAT NOIR SIMPING SEASON IS BACK, WOULD YOU MIND??????

dumbkook: ,,,,

bee movie has been lying all along

dumbkook has changed the group's name to 'chat noir, it's on sight'

dumbkook: let's see who's the real pussy when i beat you up bitch

meep: goodness

spice boys

peppermintae: anyway, when y/n and 💖adrien💖 had their smexy time, y/n's abusive dad interrupted adrien and me after he killed y/n's mom 🙄

peppermintae: like bitch idc, i have a whole ass superhero giving me that good good 👅💦🌈 u out here 💀-ing my momma tf dude

peppermintae: so obvs adrien turned into chat noir and the dad did the zayn 🏃‍♂️

famjoon: and now??? why were you informing us about this???

peppermintae: i just wanted to share some private life of mine with my bubbas, is that bad?! 😡

jintleman: no it's not bad

peppermintae: <3

jintleman: just very annoying

peppermintae: </3

peppermintae: THIS IS BULLYING, WHERE IS CHAT NOIR WHEN YOU NEED HIM

peppermintae: prolly fucking around with that bug bitch again 🙄

dumbkook: *sigh* it's time to show my true colour now

dumbkook has changed their name to 'kooknoir'

kooknoir: which is black baby

famjoon: black is not a colour tho-

kooknoir: I'M HERE TO SAVE YOU TAE

peppermintae: GASP

peppermintae: ?!?MY HERO?!?

famjoon: y'all going too far with that roleplaying

jintleman: joon stfu and let the live 😡

famjoon: i ain't say nuthin' 🤐🤭

peppermintae: so~ you still want to continue what we started earlier in the ff?? 👅🙈

kooknoir: yk i have that belt right here 😏

jintleman: THAT'S ENOUGH

kooknoir: whyyyy ??? 😫

peppermintae: we were having fun here >:(

hobihobo: i have arrived

hobihobo: OUHHHHHHH ARE Y'ALL COSPLAYING?!

meep: thank heck's sake they're not

meep: that image would have been printed on my mind for a very long time

meep: i wouldn't want that.

peppermintae: meanie >:(

hobihobo: ALSO GUYS GUYS

hobihobo: as i told y'all we have to present a song in music

hobihobo: AND WE HAVE TO WRITE THE LYRICS OURSELVES

hobihobo: AND MY DUMBASS PICKED THE MOST STUPID TOPIC EVER 😭

jimonchérie: ??? what is that???

hobihobo: smelling 😭

meep: PFFFF-

hobihobo: DON'T LAUGH PLS JUST HELP ME IDK WHAT TO WRITE

jintleman: i can't believe this

hobihobo: ikr 😭

jintleman: this- this doesn't make any SCENTS

jintleman: BHAAHHAHSHHAHA

hobihobo: I'M SERIOUS SEOKJIN

kooknoir: woah there why are you so scentimental 😳

peppermintae: yeah look at you, you're basically (per)fuming 💀

jimonchérie: don't be mean, guys, be careful with your scentences !! >:(

hobihobo: GUYS STOP, PLS JUST SCENT HELP

hobihobo: SEND***

hobihobo: FUCK

meep: 💀💀💀💀💀

hobihobo: keep it, min yoongi, fuck you.

meep: eye-

famjoon: 'but your warm perfume keeps me up at night, pinch of honey, with a scent of moonlight'

hobihobo: THANK YOU JOON UR A LIFE SAVER ILY BRO

hobihobo: i HAVE to redeem myself now, do you take money???

famjoon: sure 😳

hobihobo: how much

famjoon: a (s)cent will do

hobihobo: i hate you

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(A/N: BAHAHHHAH IT TOOK ME SO LONG TO UPDATE PLS I'M SORRY AND JUST VERY LAZY

i also have a lot of exams currently don't be harsh >:( i see you janette, with that pissy look 🤨

anyways

enjoy the rest of you day and hopefully be gay and do crimes,, yay

that's it

ah 👅)