the french trio || bts crack ff

microwave 🍋🍊

(A/N: PRETTY)

spice boys

jintleman: wtf tae

peppermintae: ??

jintleman: wtf happened to your microwave

peppermintae: huh?

famjoon: what is going on lmao

peppermintae: hol' on

peppermintae: what are you doing in my dorm???

jintleman: i wanted to make popcorn in your microwave

peppermintae: i see

jintleman: where are you btw?? your roommate is doing yoga and it's scary

peppermintae: baekhyun likes to keep his lil arms and inner peace updated

peppermintae: i'm at the microwave shop to buy a new microwave bc mine broke :(

jintleman: no shit

dumbkook: ....i'm so confused

meep: what happened

peppermintae: it exploded bc i put lemons in there

jimonchérie: how does one destroy a microwave with lemons??

peppermintae: microwave for 40 minutes 😔

hobihobo: why were you microwaving them in the first place

peppermintae: i heard lemons cover up bad smells (i had the smell of burnt oranges in there for months so i wanted to get rid of it) 😌

meep: so you burnt an orange too??? how??

peppermintae: microwave for 40 minutes 😔

famjoon: ....

jintleman: I GUESS YOU COULD SAY

jintleman: THE MICROWAVE WENT OUT OF JUICE JAHHHHAHAHHHAHAHAH

dumbkook: ...

jintleman: BC OF LEMON JUICE WKNDLWKS

dumbkook: i can't stand you

jintleman: take a seat then 😌

dumbkook: i want to kill you

jintleman: what a coincidence! the feeling is mutual!! ☺

famjoon: yes tell him baby!!

jintleman: baby?

peppermintae: my dad calls me baby 😲

jimonchérie: my dad calls me lazy :/

hobihobo: i can't find my dad :(

meep: ...

meep: hoseok are you okay??? where is your dad?!😳

hobihobo: dumb bitch i wanna know too

hobihobo: last time i saw him was 20 minutes ago at mc donalds 😔

hobihobo: ig he forgot me in the mc slide

famjoon: you better mc call him now

hobihobo: right genius

hobihobo: that was sarcasm^^^ you are a big dumb

famjoon: yes hoseok

dumbkook: so that's how you're spending your day off huh

peppermintae: what are you doing then??

dumbkook: preparing sth....

peppermintae: oH?! A SECRET I SMELL!?

dumbkook: ...maybe

peppermintae: ouhhh ;))))

jimonchérie: APROPOS

jimonchérie: I'M BABYSITTING TODAY

hobihobo: ???how is that connected to kook's secret???

jimonchérie: it's not

jimonchérie: AND I NEED HELP

jimonchérie: IT'S FIVE KIDS

jimonchérie: HOW THE FUCK DO I DEAL WITH FIVE KIDS?!?¿?!?!?!?¿¿¿¿

meep: easy

meep: kill them

peppermintae: HORRIBLE IDEA

peppermintae: GET A NEW YOONGI

peppermintae: THIS ONE IS LACKING

meep: i'm: offended

peppermintae: JOMIN

dumbkook: who is that

peppermintae: JIMIN*****

peppermintae: i CAN BE YOUR SIDE KICK WHEN I'M DONE BUYING A MICROWAVE

jimonchérie: my bestestest soulmate T-T

jimonchérie: i love you

peppermintae: i love you too

dumbkook: stfu

peppermintae: what was that??? 🤔🤨

dumbkook: nothing

jimonchérie: i thought so too 🤨

hobihobo: BUT BE CAREFUL

hobihobo: KIDS SPIT

hobihobo: AND THAT CAN CAUSE ILLNESSES !!!

jintleman: don't mind him he is just german

jintleman: I'M SORRY I MEANT GERMAPHOBIC*** HAHAVAVAVHAHAHAHAHAHA

jimonchérie: 👾🧚‍♀️💦🍄🇩🇪

meep: i'm leaving

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(A/N: yesterday was my bday and now i feel empty 😔)