the french trio || bts crack ff

happy feet 🧚‍♀️🐧

(A/N: THE BEAUTY, THE GRACE, FABULOUS!)

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spice boys

hobihobo: quick question:

hobihobo: do cows get fucked before being slaughtered???

meep: hm. depends on who they get fucked by

dumbkook: they might stay virgin forever

jintleman: veggie burger is actually virgy burger

peppermintae: where have i landed ?? 😳

famjoon: weird coming out of your mouth

dumbkook: ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

hobihobo: aren't y'all wondering why i asked this question??

meep: we answered what more do you want??

hobihobo: idk

hobihobo: it's just that tae always starts with weird stuff like this

jimonchérie: ..so ??

hobihobo: he just gets a lot of attention when he does it 😤 and i just get stupid answers

meep: ur mad bc we respond to you ?

hobihobo: technically yes

jintleman: someone is FURIOUS

peppermintae: are you jealous?? ;)

hobihobo: what ? no !

peppermintae: right ;)

famjoon: have y'all ever been to the zoo??

dumbkook: what kinda bullshit-

dumbkook: why would you ask that now ??

famjoon: to keep up the convo, dumbo.

jimonchérie: tae and i went together last year

jimonchérie: but he was mad bc the penguins didn't dance like in happy feet

jimonchérie: so i had to buy him ice cream to cheer up

peppermintae: i'm still mad

dumbkook: were you mad that the lions don't sing like in lion king as well??

peppermintae: nah i didn't give a shit i hated the movies

hobihobo: hOW COULD YOU

jintleman: dude stfu he just has common sense

hobihobo: rude !

famjoon: REMINDS ME OF A JOKE

dumbkook: a joke from namjoon?? 😳 this is sumn different

jintleman: o h ?? then shoot you amateur

famjoon: what do religious lions say before getting their food??

jimonchérie: ?

famjoon: let us prey

jimonchérie: HAHAHAHAHAHAHHA

peppermintae: C R Y I N G

hobihobo: I'M ROLLING

jintleman: how come you guys laugh at THAT but not my jokes ??!!?!??!?!?!?

dumbkook: he has humor you don't

peppermintae: 😲

meep: 😲

jimonchérie: 😲

famjoon: 😲

hobihobo: 😲

jintleman: HE HAS W H A T ?!?!??!??!

jintleman: THAT'S IT

jintleman: I QUIT

dumbkook: you don't have anything to quit anyway though

jintleman: I HATE YOU SO MUCH BEL2NDLWBWKLDLWNS

peppermintae: jungkookieee~

peppermintae: since when are you such a bad boy 🙈

dumbkook: since birth baby 😎

jimonchérie: B A B Y ? !

dumbkook: I UH-

dumbkook: IT JUST SLIPPED OUT I'M SORRY

meep: that's what you always say

meep: you 'slipped' that out 23 times now

dumbkook: wait you count

meep: oh yes

hobihobo: tae watching the convo be like 😳

peppermintae: you got that one right dude 😳

jintleman: just you guys wait i'll make you regret humiliating my humor 😤

dumbkook: if you find it sure

famjoon: HAHAHAHA

jintleman: SHUT UP!

peppermintae

dumbkook: hey! so we still in for tmr?

peppermintae: yes right!!!

peppermintae: i'm excited :3

dumbkook: me too !!

peppermintae: also when does namjoon give us the money for laughing at his joke again??

dumbkook: idk but he better do it fast

dumbkook: i was literally forcing my thumbs to write that 😔

peppermintae: i wasn't lying when i said i cried. i did cry.

dumbkook: me too tae me too

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(A/N: i'm so fed up with staying at home

well anyways-

hope you had a great day!!!! 💖🌸🌹🥀)