(A/N: i have a headache pls help)
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bee movie has been lying all along
dumbkook: MEN
famjoon: wat
dumbkook: IT'S ABOUT TIME WE MAKE SOME PROGRESS HERE
meep: wdym
dumbkook: IT'S BEEN 26 CHAPTERS AND ALL YOU GOT WAS A HUG YOONGI 😭
meep: i liked the hug
dumbkook: NO YOU NEED TO TAKE IT FURTHER BOY 😭
famjoon: lmao
meep: ugh be quiet famjoon all you ever did was getting blocked
famjoon: it was kinda hurtful ngl 😔
dumbkook: i mean,,,, we did try to do sumn at the drama club but we got kicked out 😔
meep: right,,,
famjoon: if only we didn't use expired milk 🙈
meep: what was our plan again???
dumbkook: cupcakes.
meep: right,,
meep: if only a miracle would happen
jimonchérie
jimonchérie: hi yoongi
bee movie has been lying all along
meep: guys a miracle just happened
jimonchérie
meep: hey jimin what's up
jimonchérie: you see,,,
jimonchérie: yoongi i was wondering if we could meet up at a café sometime maybe,,,
meep has created a chat
meep named the chat 'yoongi talking to yoongi'
meep: hi tiger
meep: is this it??
meep: since when do i attract people
meep: i must be a hottie 😳
jimonchérie
jimonchérie: since i have this music project coming up and since you're a literal genius i thought maybe you could help me 👉👈
jimonchérie: only if you want to tho !!
yoongi talking to yoongi
meep: nvm ig my iq is sexier than i am
meep: sexier?? is that a word???
meep: s e x i e r
meep: huh sounds kinda wrong
jimonchérie
jimonchérie: so what do you say ???
yoongi talking to yoongi
meep: but like it should be legit since it sexy has two syllables and short words get an '-er' at the ends when you use the comparative
meep: i mean,,, sexiest is a word too but why does sexier look so wrong
jimonchérie
jimonchérie: hey are you there ???
yoongi talking to yoongi
meep: it's like saying 'sec sire'
meep: lmao 'just a second, sire, i'm busy'
meep: oh no yoongi you're hanging around jin too much
jimonchérie
jimonchérie: yoongi ???
yoongi talking to yoongi
meep: oh shit
jimonchérie
meep: oh right i'm sorry
meep: yes jimin i would love to help you with your project if that's all you want
jimonchérie: i mean it's not all i want
meep: ??
jimonchérie: i'd like to see you without a project as well
meep: so that means...??
jimonchérie: that means that i'd like to go on a date with you yoonie
yoongi talking to yoongi
meep: i guess i really am attractive then
jimonchérie
meep: i'd like that very much too
"WOW YOU REALLY JUST DID THAT, JIMIN"
"Oh shut the fuck up, Tae"
"YEAH, YOU MEAN YOU JUST STOLE MY PHONE AND TYPED FOR ME YOU BITCH"
"I GOT YOU A FUCKING DATE WITH YOUR CRUSH BE THANKFUL"
"Yeah Jimin be thankful"
"BE QUIET JIN, I CAN'T STAND YOU"
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(A/N: nvm fuck the headache i wanna watch barbie and the 12 dancing princesses now idk where tho 😔)
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the french trio || bts crack ff
Fanfiction"i just wanted pasta, not a sauce tsunami" "welcome to the spaghetto 😔" __ In which Taehyung, Jimin and Jin come back from France to see their friend, but meet three boys that take their interests.
