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pie hole 🥧🕳

(A/N: xu minghao is the death of me😭 STREAM HOME;RUN BTW IDIOTS)

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spice boys

hobihobo: what do you call that thing birds have

famjoon: wings (??)

hobihobo: NOOO the other thing

famjoon: ,,,,,

hobihobo: THE EAT HOLE

meep: huh,,,

meep: right what do you call it again

dumbkook: i just call it bird mouth

jintleman: google oppar looking great rn 😍😫🤭

peppermintae: YAY GOOGLE

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peppermintae: I AM DISTURBED

peppermintae: DON'T GOOGLE BIRD MOUTH AND GO ON IMAGES

peppermintae: my poor eyes 😭

jimonchérie: anways

jimonchérie:

jimonchérie: YOU CALL IT A WHAT

jimonchérie: WHAT IN THE HELL IS A PIE HOLE

famjoon: OH A BEAK RIGHT THAT WHAT IT WAS

jimonchérie: ,,,,,,,,

jimonchérie: ARE YOU NOT GOING TO TALK ABOUT THE PIE HOLE OR 😭

famjoon: i don't want to, k-kinda weird

kooknoir: pffft pie hole, someone needs to get fed 🙄

meep: 🥧🕳

peppermintae: this makes me hungry :((

peppermintae: GASP

peppermintae: does anyone want to go eat sth with me ??!!!! :D

famjoon: sorry tae :( jin, yoongi and i have classes

peppermintae: man okay anyone else?? :(

jimonchérie: me and hobi are shopping rn sorry baby :((

peppermintae: :((

peppermintae: koo are you busy???

kooknoir: huh no

peppermintae: uh,,, can you??

kooknoir: can i what

chat noir, it's on sight

meep: jungkook you dumbass 😭😭😭

kooknoir: what???

famjoon: do you ever pay attention??

kooknoir: ???

meep: read the damn chat idiot

kooknoir: kk

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kooknoir: SHIT

spice boys

kooknoir: YES

kooknoir: I MEAN YES

kooknoir: yes let's go eat sumn 😎

peppermintae: YAY

chat noir, it's on sight

kooknoir: fuck

kooknoir: WHATDOIDOWHATDOIDO

kooknoir: i am: a mess

meep: sigh

meep: it's time to man up

kooknoir: IDK WHAT TO DO SXIWXUQXCQ

famjoon: oh my god

famjoon: small talk??? this isn't the first time you had an interaction

kooknoir: I CAN'T

kooknoir: I CANNOT DO THIS GUYS

kooknoir: YOONGI PLS GIVE ME ONE OF YOUR CREATIVE EXCUSES NOT TO MEET UP WITH SOMEONE

meep: usually i just tell my roommate to tell them i'm asleep

famjoon: jungkook no-

kooknoir: OKAY PLAN IS:

kooknoir: TELL MINGYU TO TELL TAE I'M ASLEEP

kooknoir: BUT WHAT IF MINGYU TRIES TO PULL A MOVE ON MY BABY

kooknoir: mingyu you might be my friend but you're dead

meep: oh my god

meep: jungkook you are NOT going to chicken out of this

kooknoir: but-

famjoon: no buts, time for some action

kooknoir: BUT WHAT DO I DO

famjoon: ion know just say sumn like 'hey tiger, i really like our friendship, especially when we make out ;)'

meep: PFFFTTT-

kooknoir: AS IF I'D TALK TO HIM LIKE THAT

famjoon: AS IF YOU EVER TALK TO HIM ANYWAYS

kooknoir: touché

kooknoir: NO I'M TELLING MINGYU NOW TO TELL HIM I AIN'T HERE 😭

meep: NO JUNGKOOK DON'T DO THIS

famjoon: ARE YOU KIDDING

kooknoir: mingyu is an angel sent from heaven<3

kooknoir: OH SHIT TAE IS AT THE DOOR GOTTA HIDE

kooknoir: MINGYU DO YOUR THING

meep: i refuse to believe 🤦‍♀️

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(A/N: BAHSHAH THSI IS SO MESSY BUT I HAD TO WRITE STH SORRY

i have noticed all of my jokes would probably be used in a really bad sitcom

anyways, some parts are based off of some chats i've had with my bestie simpingforchan here

i even included mingyu for her, such a great friend i am 😫

ALSO DO NOT FORGET TO BE GAY AND DO CRIMES, YET AGAIN

thank you for reading thsi mess 🤭

mwah 💋)