u a virgin ?

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(A/N: very pretty)

spice boys

hobihobo: HELLLLLLOOOOOOOOO <3

meep: dude wtf u want

hobihobo: love and affection 🦋💖🙈

meep: you won't recieve that here man sorry

hobihobo: you are too cold 😔

meep: mwah

peppermintae: hiiiii<3

famjoon: oh so you're one of 'those' ppl

peppermintae: one of what

famjoon: 'those' ppl

peppermintae: what

famjoon: 'those' ppl

peppermintae: WHAT DOES 'those' ppl MEAN ?!😭

famjoon: MAN IDEK I SAW IT ON THE INTERNET 😭

peppermintae: SO YOU'RE JUST GONNA CALL ME STH AND YOU DON'T KNOW WHAT IT MEANS 😭

famjoon: APPARENTLY 😭

jimonchérie: hello

dumbkook: since when do we greet each other in this chat ??

jintleman: 🤷‍♀️

famjoon: sooooo

famjoon: why are we here ???

hobihobo: idk

meep: ...

hobihobo: let's just

hobihobo: text each other and have normal conversations

hobihobo: maybe ask each other questions or sth idk :D

jintleman: alright

jintleman: namjoon, what's your favourite colour?

famjoon: spaghetti, u a virgin?

jintleman: 👁👄👁

meep: yeah let's NOT do that

dumbkook: then what??

meep: idk

jimonchérie: tae why are your nunchuks in my underwear box ???

peppermintae: OH THAT'S WHERE THEY WENT

peppermintae: pls treat them kindly until i pick them up from your dorm 😊

jimonchérie: okay..?

peppermintae: i do not want to see a single scratch.

jimonchérie: i- they already have thousands of scratches tho

peppermintae: if i see A SINGLE SCRATCH YOU ARE DEAD

jimonchérie: but-

hobihobo: you heard the dude, jimin.

peppermintae: i'm omw now !!! 😊💖

famjoon: w o w

meep: is no one going to talk about the fact that jimin has an underwear box ?!

jimonchérie: ahah yeah.. my great grandma made it for me when i was just two years old, my mom told me to keep it save forever 💪

meep: i- okay

jimonchérie: yeah,,, i don't have the original box anymore though,,, i broke it lmao so i bought a new one on amazon,,, i broke that one too,, so i bought a whole set of those boxes and my mom still hasn't found out

jimonchérie: i'm currently using the 6th box ☺

meep: you broke them all?

jimonchérie: i broke them all ☺

peppermintae: PARK JIMIN

dumbkook: oh oh

jimonchérie: FUCK GUYS TAE IS CHASING ME

peppermintae: COME TF HERE YOU PRICK XJSVACSJJJAHJDJ

jimonchérie: I TOLD YOU THE SCRATCHES WERE THERE BEFORE

peppermintae: I DON'T CARE KWJDLWKS

jimonchérie: HELF M3 GUYR

jintleman: huh,,,

jintleman: so namjoon, what are you doing this weekend? ☺

famjoon: triangle, u into guys?

dumbkook: where have i landed

hobihobo: 💪😊✊

meep: ahh,,, shit i still have sm work to do

meep: suck my dick

jimonchérie: say less

peppermintae: oh how to unsee 🙈

hobihobo: wait what happened weren't you two fighting ??

jimonchérie: yeah we were

peppermintae: but now we are cuddling<3

jimonchérie: yeah

peppermintae: and jimin will buy me new nunchuks<3

jimonchérie: yeah

jimonchérie: no wait what

peppermintae: <3

dumbkook: ...

meep: ENOUGHHHHHHHHHHHH
i'll head to bed now

famjoon: i thought you had work to do

meep: i do

famjoon: ..

meep: good night !! <3



dumbkook: since when is he one of 'those' ppl

peppermintae: ONE OF WHAT JAJEKKWKEJWKDKJ ?!?!?!?!?!?!?


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(A/N: i have nothing to say..

bye<3)



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