(A/N: omg hi<3)
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"JUNGKOOK!"
'shit'
-and that's how the said boy ended up being dragged out of his room by none other than Mingyu, a roommate that Jungkook didn't trust anymore.
"Were you even listening, when I told you about the plan?", the latter complained, as Mingyu was pulling him towards the kitchen.
"At first I was", the other responded, "but then I noticed these little marshmallows on the counter and I got distracted"
Jungkook sighed as he stood up straight after they had finally arrived at the desired destination, the kitchen.
"Where is Tae?", he asked.
"He should be on the couch"
The ravenette nodded and it only took him about 2 minutes to gather all his courage to talk to the boy.
My my, he should have taken his time..
chat noir, it's on sight
kooknoir: I AM SO
kooknoir: STUPID
meep: here we go again
kooknoir: oh my god
famjoon: what's the matter??
kooknoir: well AFTER i ran away from tae and mingyu and texted you guys
kooknoir: mingyu DRAGGED me out of that damn room and my DUMBASS thought i was prepared enough to seriously talk to tae 😭
kooknoir: so i sat down beside him on the couch, he was watching tv and after a lame 'hi i'm back' i decided it would be a great idea to start some smalltalk.
kooknoir: spoiler alert: it was a damn stupid idea
kooknoir: bc i noticed he was laughing at sth in the tv earlier,,, i said 'it's my favourite show'.
kooknoir: it was a diapers ad.
meep: oh my god
kooknoir: it gets even worse 😭
kooknoir: after he laughed at me for that (i think he thought i was joking 💀), we somehow started telling us childhood stories
kooknoir: he was telling me this story about how he and his brother fought, and his brother kicked him in the nose and they went to the hospital bc they thought tae's nose was broken
kooknoir: and while waiting for the results of the 'if-the-nose-is-really-broken'-test, tae's mom got angry at his brother for 'probably breaking his nose' so she punched him, which caused his brother's nose to be broken
kooknoir: plottwist: tae's nose was never broken to begin with
meep: that is confusing i'm getting a headache
famjoon: okay and??
kooknoir: well after he told me i decided to get a lil cheesy and tried to flirt
kooknoir: BUT IT WAS RATHER MEAN THAN FLIRTATIOUS
famjoon: what did you say??
kooknoir: i said 'WOAH so that means if you had really broken it, it would have gotten even BIGGER and even more CROOKED than now' 😭
meep: IN WHICH UNIVERSE IS THAT ANYTHING NEAR FLIRTATIOUS ?!?!
famjoon: JUNGKOOK YOU STUPID MF
kooknoir: IKR I WANT TO KMS
meep: PLS TELL ME HOW YOU THOUGHT T H I S WAS FLIRTY ?!?!?!?😭
kooknoir: i actually wanted to say 'bigger than my d' instead but i was scared i would sound too much like a perv 😔💔
kooknoir: so i had to think fast
famjoon: never think fast again
meep: *never think again
kooknoir: that's not even all of it 😭
meep: THERE IS MORE?!
kooknoir: so after my dumb comment he didn't talk for a bit and decided to leave
kooknoir: BUT I PANICKEDKWNQN
kooknoir: SO AS HE TRIED WALKING OUT THE DOOR I PULLED HIM TOWARDS ME
kooknoir: BUT THEN HE TRIPPED
kooknoir: AND THEN OUR FACES WERE SO CLOSE
kooknoir: AND THEN
pussycatdolls
jintleman: YOU GUYS KISSED ?!?!?!?
peppermintae: YES 😭
hobihobo: ?!,@*+(,×+(&×£1;+?!?!×&×;1*+[~{'[》~♡
hobihobo: WHAT IN THE WATTPAD
jimonchérie: I AM
jimonchérie: SPEECHLESS
jimonchérie: but wait that fucker said mean things about your nose i don't like him 😡
peppermintae: OKAY THAT DID KINDA BREAK MY HEART
peppermintae: BUT IT'S THE 20TH CENTURY GUYS
jintleman: 21st**
peppermintae: IT'S THE 21ST CENTURY
peppermintae: we should learn to love all shapes and sizes a nose comes in, doesn't matter if they fit the beauty standard or not
peppermintae: #appreciateyournoses bc they are the only reason you can breathe???
peppermintae: and what's it about looks anyways these days ?? 🙄 humans are literally all so ugly bc we have skin and hair and shit
peppermintae: so what if you have a big nose ?? doesn't change the fact that you're 🤢human🤢
jintleman: stop talking already oh my god
peppermintae: fine 🙄💔
hobihobo: and now??
peppermintae: OH
peppermintae: now him and i are cuddling and watching cute romance movies bye<3
jintleman: WHAT TAE
jintleman: TAE COME BACK WTF
jimonchérie: THIS BITCH ISTG
hobihobo: unbelievable this kid,,, tsk
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(A/N: my god school is so tiring if have like 5 exams, three tests and two presentations coming up these two weeks pfft
tf germany close the GODDAMN schools NOW ?????
also i'm so sorry for the long wait
i'll admit i am sorta lazy but it's okay aren't we all
alrighty besties love y'all, don't forget to stay gold/gay or whatever yeah<3
🙄💖)
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the french trio || bts crack ff
Fanfiction"i just wanted pasta, not a sauce tsunami" "welcome to the spaghetto 😔" __ In which Taehyung, Jimin and Jin come back from France to see their friend, but meet three boys that take their interests.
