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love!letter

(A/N: chanhee pretty)

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damnjoon

milkytae: soooo~ mister kim 2.0 (bc i am the only original kim)

milkytae: today is the day bug boy

milkytae: *big boy

milkytae: PFTTT

milkytae: I'M SORRY BUG BOY JYJQIQNASBKS

damnjoon: huh??? what are you talking about

milkytae: i wanted to type in 'big boy' but typed in 'bug boy' on accident

damnjoon: no you dumbass i understood that

damnjoon: what day is it??

milkytae: my calender says monday but idk it's from 2015

damnjoon: you annoy the shit out of me

milkytae: bully much???

milkytae: what i meant is,,, today is the day you would confess to jin??

damnjoon: what since when??

damnjoon: weren't you the one who told me to take my time??

milkytae: oh right

milkytae: i'm sorry i must have mistaken you for another one of my clients :(

damnjoon: your clients??

milkytae: yeah !! today it was supposed to be sunwoo's confessing day from a grade below us

damnjoon: are you cosplaying cupid or sth

milkytae: pretty much

milkytae: people call me match-taeker all over campus 🙄👍

damnjoon: seriously??

milkytae: no but i wish</3

milkytae: but like,,, you ARE going to tell jin tho right??

damnjoon: yes i just need to find the right time...

milkytae: o h

milkytae: well you should better hurry though

milkytae: i had another client earlier, yunho, he also has a crush on jin and wants to confess

damnjoon: W H A T

damnjoon: you didn't help him though right??

milkytae: namjoon, a client's a client, it is my job to encourage others

milkytae: besides, i helped him bc i thought you and jin would get together earlier anyway

damnjoon: i am going to strangle you.

milkytae: i mean you have time until this friday afternoom (yet again my calender is from 2015,,,, so i really have no idea when that is,, sorry dude)

damnjoon: FRIDAY??? THAT'S TODAY

damnjoon: THEN IG YOU WERE RIGHT TODAY IS THE DAY

milkytae: good luck june !!! (but hurry up it's already lunch time)

damnjoon: YES YES I WILL,,, SHIT

milkytae: i have to go now too,,, sunwoo started bullying chanhee again instead of flirting with him 🙄 this idiot

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space boys

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