spice boys
hobihobo: GUYS GUYS GUYS
meep: what
hobihobo: HYJKABYMSLAVX
dumbkook: you what
jintleman: hOLD ON I SPEAK keyboard-smash
jintleman: uh huh uh huh
jintleman: he is obviously excited but very nervous as you can tell
famjoon: how
jintleman: he used and 'h' in the front, people tend to use it when feeling thrivy
jimonchérie: teach me your ways jin
hobihobo: JYBSBKYSLAMDNW
famjoon: and what does that mean??
jintleman: he wants to tell us about it now
meep: go ahead then
hobihobo: IN MUSIC CLASS WE ARE SUPPOSED TO SING/RAP A DUET
hobihobo: GUESS WHO I GOT AS A PARTNER
peppermintae: mr. crocker from fairly odd parents?? 😮
peppermintae: that's horrible hoseok imma get you out of there >:(
meep: wym he was the most relatable character of the whole series 😎✋
dumbkook: (he only says that bc they used to call him mr. crocker in elementary school)
meep: THAT'S FAKE NEWS JUNGKOOK WOULD YOU SHUT UP
famjoon: it's true tho
famjoon: the kids used to yell 'mr. crocker is on the seesaw!' or 'mr. crocker is a cracker'
famjoon: my boy yoongi here misunderstood them and thought it was a cool name, so he brought crackers for the whole grade everyday
famjoon: he thought he was the 'cracker-man'
famjoon: until he searched up on google who mr. crocker was
peppermintae: yoongi has so many childhood traumas and memories 😱
jimonchérie: right??? we might need a whole chapter where they just tell all of his stories sometime
jintleman: agreed
meep: NO
hobihobo: GUYS LET ME TALK 😭
dumbkook: right right
dumbkook: who is your partner??
hobihobo: Y'ALL AIN'T READY FOR THIS
hobihobo: IT'S YUNSEOK
peppermintae: ...
meep: ...
jimonchérie: ...
famjoon:
dumbkook: ...
jintleman: ...
jintleman: ..who??
hobihobo: WTF
hobihobo: YUNSEOK?! THE GUY FROM DRAMA CLASS?!
peppermintae: ...
peppermintae: oh right
peppermintae: ..
peppermintae: yunseok
peppermintae: (?)
hobihobo: I'M DISAPPOINTED Y'ALL FORGOT I HAVE A CRUSH ON HIM 😭
jintleman: OHHH RIGHT THAT DUDE
jintleman: okay but to be fair, he hasn't been mentioned in a long time, so how could we know?? 💧😾💧
hobihobo: are you even my friends 😫
jimonchérie: we know now just continue talking
hobihobo: THE PROBLEM IS
hobihobo: i'm a microphobe 😔
meep: a what now
hobihobo: a microphobe 😭
hobihobo: i'm scared of microphones 😭😭😭
famjoon: that word doesn't exist
hobihobo: well it does now 😭
dumbkook: 🎤
hobihobo: EWEWEW MAKE IT GO AWAY
jintleman: why u scared tho
hobihobo: THEY HAVE LIKE THIS WEIRD TEXTURE!! AND THEY SOMEHOW MAKE YOUR VOICE LOUDER?! HOW?!
famjoon: well actually
famjoon: when you speak, sound waves created by your voice carry energy toward the microphone
Inside the microphone, the diaphragm moves back and forth when the sound waves hit it
The coil, attached to the diaphragm, moves back and forth as well
famjoon: and then
dumbkook: did you just copy and paste it??
famjoon: yeh
jintleman: at least give credit 😡
famjoon: copy and pasted from explainthatstuff 😔
jintleman: much better
hobihobo: MICROPHONES STILL SCARE ME
hobihobo: WHEN I WAS A LITTLE BOY I WAS IN A KID-DISCO AND WE WERE DOING KARAOKE
hobihobo: BUT THERE WAS THIS DUMB FUCKER THAT PUSHED ME AND I FELL RIGHT ONTO THE MIC
hobihobo: YOU DON'T WANT TO KNOW WHAT PART OF MY BODY THE MIC LANDED ON
hobihobo: or more like landed IN
meep: that's not a mic drop, that's you dropping on the mic
hobihobo: YOU DON'T HAVE TO TELL ME ANYTHING, MISTER CROCKER BOY
meep: SHUT UPWBDNWM
hobihobo: anyway how does one overcome a fear of microphones<3
peppermintae: just tell the microphones how you feel about them scaring you >:(
dumbkook: tae, baby no
peppermintae: naw why not :(
dumbkook: he is too scared to talk to them
dumbkook: hoseok, if you don't speak now you won't ever speak LOUD
dumbkook: consider that
hobihobo: were you trying to sound deep or..??
dumbkook: ig that didn't work
jimonchérie: the fact hobi is more afraid of a mic than working with his crush 😹
hobihobo: omg SHIT
hobihobo: UR RIGHT FUCK I HAVE TO WORK WITH HIM
hobihobo: XYBDBWKNDOWJFWL
jintleman: he said he wants to be 🌈gone🌈
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(A/N: I GOT BRACES TODAY HYHHSHWKBQVSHQHEVQBFBOQBDKENQLWL XKQKDB RIP)
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the french trio || bts crack ff
Fanfiction"i just wanted pasta, not a sauce tsunami" "welcome to the spaghetto 😔" __ In which Taehyung, Jimin and Jin come back from France to see their friend, but meet three boys that take their interests.
