(A/N: an ode to my bestie: here's eric)
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space boys
jimonchèrie: hey guys,,,
meep: are you okay??
jimonchèrie: no :(
milkytae: HUH
milkytae: BEST FRIEND WHAT'S WRONG
milkytae: IF IT'S ABOUT ME STEALING YOUR TOOTHBRUSH AGAIN, I ALREADY TOLD YOU I WAS SORRY THE FIRST TIME :((
jimonchèrie: no it's not that
jimonchèrie: WAIT WHAT DO YOU MEAN YOU USED IT AGAIN????!!!
milkytae: nevermind bestie 🤗
damnjoon: what's up
jimonchèrie: my parents want me to move back to france. :(
milkytae: WHAT
jintleman: WHAT
meep: WHAT
kooknoir: FINALLY
hobihobo: WHAT
damnjoon: oh no :(
jimonchèrie: i know i know :/
jintleman: WHY
jimonchèrie: my dad said that this school rots my brain so much that i lost all my french skills
jimonchèrie: how do i tell him that i was never able to speak french to begin with
jimonchèrie: i mean look at my username,,,, it's completely wrong too 😭
jintleman: that is true,,, 'mon' is masculine, 'chèrie' feminine
jimonchèrie: i know :(
hobihobo: it's 2021, fuck gender rules 🙄
jintleman: but the pronoun doesn't match the noun at all
jimonchèrie: OKAY WE GET IT
jimonchèrie: hhhhh
milkytae: if you leave i'm coming with you
milkytae: and i swear i'll never touch your toothbrush again
jimonchèrie: no tae, it's okay
milkytae: OKAY,PHEW BC YOUR TOOTHBRUSHES ARE NICE, WHERE DO YOU BUY THEM
jimonchèrie: NOT THAT
jimonchèrie: but you have people you love here too
jimonchèrie: jungkook for example,,, which i really don't understand 😬
kooknoir: hello??
jimonchèrie: oh shut up, don't act like i didn't see you all happy and stuff when i announced my leaving
jimonchèrie: but still, you're staying with him
milkytae: no! besties over boyfies
kooknoir: HELLO??
meep: this can't be
jimonchèrie: yoongi i'm so sorry baby :(((
meep: when will you depart??
jimonchèrie: i'll have an online meeting with the principle of the new school first
jimonchèrie: to see if they're even going to accept me there
hobihobo: when may that be??
jimonchèrie: tomorrow
milkytae: TOMORROW!?
jintleman: THIS IS HORRIBLE
jintleman: CANT YOU JUST QUICKLY LEARN FRENCH AND CONVINCE YOUR FATHER TO STAY HERE??
jimonchèrie: you're telling me to learn french in 24 hours??
jintleman: yes?
jimonchèrie: that
jimonchèrie: is
jimonchèrie: brilliant !!
jimonchèrie: if it weren't for tae, with the brain you have, you would be my best friend, jin!!
milkytae: HEY
jimonchèrie: you're literally in time-out rn,,, toothbrush thief
hobihobo: thiefbrush
milkytae: so if i'm in time-out, who's going to help you study french, huh?? 🤨 jin can't help you today, he has classes
jimonchèrie: touché.
hobihobo: LOOK HIS FIRST FRENCH WORD
hobihobo: AT THIS SPEED, YOU'LL BE FLUENT IN NO TIME !!
meep: are you sure this is going to work??
jintleman: of course it will yoongi 🙄 we just gotta make him learn some french phrases by heart AND BOOM
jintleman: jimin stays in whatever unknown country we're in rn forever !!
jimonchèrie: indeed ☺
'jimonchèrie' changed their name to 'jimonchère'
jimonchère: see! we're one step closer!
milkytae: it's cher, not chère
jimonchère: OH COME ON NOW
'jimonchère' changed their name to 'jimoncher'
jimoncher: THERE WE GO
hobihobo: PROJECT 'KEEP JIMIN AWAY FROM FRANCE' LET'S GO !!
chat noir it's on sight
kooknoir: this isn't going to work, is it??
damnjoon: i doubt that it will
meep: i don't know guys,,, my inuition tells me they will somehow manage to do it
meep: this is a crazy world,,, like the amount of stuff they told us about?? i wouldn't be surprised if he gets to stay here in the end
kooknoir: omg yoongi manifest it
kooknoir: does anyone know some good subliminal link here??
meep: 😐
kooknoir: what? don't disrespect the law of attraction, grandpa 🙄
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(A/N: hey bitches and bros and non-binary hoes
sup
yes you'll have to wait some more to find out if jimin will stay, yes yes, that's the point of a book 🙄
anyways,,, this bool will probably soon BUT NO NEED TO WORRY
okay maybe
as i said i might write another one for another group,,, depending on how creative i am 🤷♀️
anyways stay strong besties, have a good one 💪)
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the french trio || bts crack ff
Fanfiction"i just wanted pasta, not a sauce tsunami" "welcome to the spaghetto 😔" __ In which Taehyung, Jimin and Jin come back from France to see their friend, but meet three boys that take their interests.