(A/N: tae looks rekt but so damn pretty wtf^^^)
spice bois
peppermintae: have you noticed that clouds never have the same shape?
famjoon: wtf it's two am
dumbkook: i-is he always like this?
jimonchérie: Yes. Yes, he is.
jintleman: wow are you building grammatically correct sentences now?
jimonchérie: yes, yes i is.
jintleman: i spoke too soon
hobihobi: you didn't even speak tho
jintleman: shut up 😚
peppermintae: dude why y'all ignoring my thoughts :(
dumbkook: we're sorry bae
dumbkook: *tae
dumbkook: damn this autocorrection
meep: mhm...autocorrection
famjoon: you don't even have the autocorrection on
famjoon: you said it was 'bothering my explicit and highly developed language' deadass💀
hobihobo: at least he is accurate 🤷♀️
jintleman: lemme get sth clear
jintleman: we are all awake and it's two am
famjoon: apparently
peppermintae: if we're waiting for the waiter aren't we the actual waiter?
jimonchérie: we👏 stan👏 intellectuals👏 only👏in👏 this👏 household👏
jintleman: DIDN'T YOU MEAN
jintleman: INTAELLECUALS SKEJQKENKWN3KE
meep: ...
jintleman: KDBWNWLENDLQBELWK
hobihobo: ignoring that....
hobihobo: what are y'all doing
meep: u know the usual thing u do at TWO A FUCKING M
dumbkook: a fucking m? what kinda sex position is that i need details asap 🚨🚨🚨
meep: le sigh
jintleman: define 'the usual' @ meep
peppermintae: yeah, things i do around that time may not be normal for some of you
jimonchérie: ***all of you
peppermintae: thanky u
jintleman: deadass tho, i once saw him drinking tomato juice and watching monster high while screaming 'draculaura could never' at 3am
peppermintae: what can i say it was freaky, chic and fly 🤑🤪💅👄
famjoon: i have bad experience with tomato juice
famjoon: i just wanted pasta, not a sauce tsunami
jintleman: welcome to the spaghetto 😔
meep: oh boi
dumbkook: can't believe this one is actually kinda funny
jintleman: REALLY?!?!?!??!
jintleman: KDBKELWLNELENWKSBWMBD
jintleman: i may now die in piece
meep: can i sleep now
peppermintae: which brings me to my next topic-
meep: rip my sleep
peppermintae: what if you've been in a coma for five years and all of this is just your imagination in a dream!???!??!?!??!?!??,@(!?!?!?!?!?,@,!*,!?!?!?,@?@,+?@??+,!?×?!,@?+?!?!,@,+,,#*
hobibobo: love how your punctuation marks make more sense than u
peppermintae: meanie >:(
hobihobo: >:)
meep: if this is true, then pls rescue me out of this coma so i can live peacefully without any of you here
jimonchérie: any of us? :(
meep: well i may make an exception
peppermintae: i smell tsundere >:)
famjoon: we're korean not japanese
peppermintae: are you judging because i'm asian?! >:( not cool famjoon
dumbkook: smh, famjoon, smh
famjoon: woah there
big dicks and yoongi
famjoon: btw when are we gonna make a move on 'em?
dumbkook: idk but i wanna marry the loml already 😔
hobihobo: who's the love of your life?????? i'm confused what's going on
meep: hoseok?!?!?!??! what are you doing here?!?!
hobihobo: i created this chat???
dumbkook: oh fuck 💀
meep: we dead
famjoon: b-but you weren't active
hobihobo: remember i muted the chat because u idiots thought it would be a good idea to hide my baby fishy because he looked 'weird'
hobihobo: that's highly offensive
dumbkook: oh
dumbkook: oh yeah i remember that heh
famjoon: the good old times
meep: wasn't that like only 2 months ago tho?
hobihobo: doesn't matter now, you guys hurt me and hans 😤
meep: can't believe you called him hans
hobihobo: that's not the point
hobihobo: now you have some explaining to do i'm still confused
famjoon: about what
hobihobo: who have you been texting about
hobihobo: what are your intentions
meep: marty i'm scared
dumbkook has removed hobihobo from the chat
famjoon: jungkook
dumbkook: what? i just saved our asses
meep: i don't think this is gonna last long
famjoon: we are fucked
hobihobo has created a chat
hobihobo has named the chat to 'hobi's detective room'
hobihobo: *saxophone starts playing*
hobihobo: *everything is black and white and hobi is wearing a detective outfit while smoking*
hobihobo: it's already been three minutes since my used to be friends have removed me from our chat.
hobihobo: they've been acting awfully suspicious, the past few weeks.
hobihobo: something's going on, i just can't put my finger on it.
hobihobo: stay tuned, til hobi has found more clues.
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(A/N: i my arm hurts from posting send help
i swear no one will ever read this crap
ah well
buh bye 😚)
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the french trio || bts crack ff
Fanfiction"i just wanted pasta, not a sauce tsunami" "welcome to the spaghetto 😔" __ In which Taehyung, Jimin and Jin come back from France to see their friend, but meet three boys that take their interests.
