the french trio || bts crack ff

hakuna your tatas

(A/N: EYE WHEEZED-)

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pussycatdolls

peppermintae: have you noticed that in some fanfictions therapists turn into psychos? the therapist turns legit into

peppermintae: the rapist pfffttt

jintleman: where the fuck did you go

peppermintae: honestly-

peppermintae: i was just minding my own business, but you guys INSISTED that kookie, my dear crush, should take a sniff because i was frustrated bc of my scent

peppermintae: keyword: I, ALONE, MEANS I DON'T NEED HIM 'SMELLING' ME OUT

peppermintae: WHO WOULDN'T RUN!??!

jimonchérie: you could have told us

peppermintae: how tf that?

peppermintae: just yelling 'oh yeah, hey guys i am having a gay panic because my crush will be going really close to my skin, inhaling my smell, and i don't want to faint so i'm running away' WHILE EVERYONE'S AROUND?!

hobihobo: you could whisper that

peppermintae: are you serious? that would be so damn obvious if i left while everyone's attention was on me

jintleman: at least apologize to the boy, he is depressed now 😔

peppermintae: eye-

peppermintae: fine i don't want hottie to be smad :/

dumbkook

peppermintae: hey kookie :(

dumbkook: oh hey what's up

peppermintae: i'm sorry i just left without telling :( it wasn't my intention to make you sad :(

dumbkook: are you kidding? you saved my life i had so much pressure

peppermintae: woah really

dumbkook: i'm actually thankful, bae

peppermintae: O//_ //O

dumbkook: ***tae

dumbkook: ugh not again

peppermintae: tduxufghfifjju7etr

peppermintae: well then i'm glad i could help us both :D

dumbkook: lmao it's all cool

the single pringles and kook :)

dumbkook: i'm freaking out

dumbkook: he's too babie 😔

famjoon: ugh not again

pussycatdolls

jimonchérie: by the way

jimonchérie: i see hobi has a boy in sight👀

hobihobo: ISTG SNDKQKDNKWKS HE IS SO CUTE AND HOT?!?!? BOTH?!?!? AND NICE?!??! AND RESPECTFUL?!?! AND FUNNY?!? AND PRETTY?!?

jintleman: ooh??

peppermintae: drop the details already hoseok

hobihobo: OKAY SO

hobihobo: HIS NAME IS YUNSEOK AND HE HAS MOVED HERE LAST YEAR, APPERENTLY HE IS MY AGE AND HAS A LITTLE SISTER AND A HAMSTER, HE WANTS TO DO SOMETHING WITH ARCHITECTURE IN THE FUTURE AND IS G A Y

jimonchérie: MAN HE IS A MATCH

hobihobi: OH AND HE IS HALF THAI

peppermintae: o o h my stepbrother is half thai too

jintleman: uh

peppermintae: his name is thaihyung :D

jimonchérie: i hate you

peppermintae: D:

hobihobo: ANYWAYS

hobihobo: HE IS REALLY SMART AND KIND AND WORKS AT THE GROCERY STORE AS SIDE JOB NEAR BY

peppermintae: i have to meet him lsndlsnsl so if he likes me he can give me fruit loops for free :D

hobihobo: BACK OFF

peppermintae: hakuna your tatas, i meant in a friendly way, i have kook

jimonchérie: the boy you ran away from today???

peppermintae: i hate you too, jiminie. :)

jintleman: KWNFLWNKSNQMBDBMQM WE'RE SO HAPPY HOBI YOU GETTING A MANS

hobihobo: let's see which one of us is getting a mans first

peppermintae: rip in peace jimin 😔✊

jimonchérie: I CANNOT WITH YOU-

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(A/N: tmr is picture day at school f me up)