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lizartae geckhyung 🦎🤩

(A/N: i'm so fucking gay omg wlbskabskaka^)

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peppermintae: so i came up with a theory-

meep: oh dear lord

jimonchérie: oh fuck she back

peppermintae: >:(

dumbkook : it's okay tae tae, ignore those idiots!

peppermintae: thanky u kookz :}

jimonchérie: i'm not an idiot

meep: i'm not an idiot

jintleman: omg

jintleman: do i smell

jintleman: telepathy

hobihobo: fr tho

peppermintae: (6
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famjoon: goalsssss 🔥💍💋💎

jimonchérie: why do you sound like the caption of a basic hetero girl on snapchat that's breaking her back and showing off her new adidas sports leggins, eventhough she doesn't even do sports

meep: did you just write an essay about namjoon's message-

jimonchérie: yeth

meep: cool.

hobihob: bitch ur stuck in 2016 smh

famjoon: true dat

dumbkook: guys didn't tae want to tell us about his theory

peppermintae: oH YEAH RITE FANKS FOR REMINDING ME

meep: tbh would be surprised if he didn't- 💀

dumbkook: pshhhtttt the queen is trying to talk

peppermintae: thank you, james. 👸

peppermintae: so here's what i was thinking.

peppermintae: lizard people.

famjoon: wow

peppermintae: you might be thinking now, tae, what the hell are you thinking

meep: yup

jintleman: absolutely

peppermintae: but let me just explain!

peppermintae: 1945 is when ww2 ended, that's basic history everybody knows that, but what would you guys think if i told you, that indeed it hasn't ended yet!

peppermintae: after 1945, the government was confuzzled. They didn't know what would come next, and that is when the extraterrestrial lizards came to this planet. There could be an invisible planet, not too far away from earth, and this is where those lizards have been living. Pluto. Plooto. Plooto is a company in canada, toronto to be exact. It's about business payments. It was invented 2015 exactly 70 years after ww2 ended.
7+0=7
The number 7 signifies spiritual developement, enlightenment, wisdom, oh and p h y s i c a b i l i t i e s. that's right. What sounds almost the same as physic? Psychic. Lizards ARE psychic! They were mad because the humans never noticed pluto, their home. They spied on us all this time, ww2 was when they could take revenge. They came down to earth and since there was a political crisis the government decided to trust the lizards to help them, and now we have this society.
BUT the lizards could shape shift into humans and obviously killed the government, as said, revenge. All over the world they laid their lizard eggs. Those baby lizards you ask? Spy cameras.
Through the plooto agency, the society trusts them with their money, but what if the employees just kept it...and one day they will own everything and when the lizards fly back to pluto, they will leave planet earth in a crisis of money.
revenge.
When will they leave?? 2022.
thank you