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tae's safety bag

(A/N: in love with hyunjin hours opened)

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pussycatdolls

peppermintae: jungkook's abs

jintleman: ???

peppermintae: oh sorry i meant to type that into the search bar

jimonchérie: google knows jungkook??

peppermintae: i wish they knew about junglebook and his 3000 pack but

peppermintae: sadly not in this universe :(

hobihobo: dude fourth wall 👀

peppermintae : whoopsies

jintleman: how did you know he had an 3000th pack

peppermintae: today in pe i went back to the locker room because i forgot my 'tae's safety kid because he isn't good at sports at all'-bag and then i saw him

peppermintae: ˢʰⁱʳᵗˡᵉˢˢ ❤

peppermintae: papi chulo saw me tho so i ran 🚪🏃‍♂️

jintleman: what a story

peppermintae: i'm scared of meeting him now rip

hobihobo: that's tough buddy

peppermintae: i know, i also dropped my 'tae's safety kid because he isn't good at sports at all'- bag bc out of shock 😔

peppermintae: but don't worry! i already knew i'd lose it someday so my past self left a note in there :D no need to stress, everyone! hopefully someone gives it to me if they find it

single pringles and kook :)

dumbkook has changed the chatname to 'gay panic error 404'

meep: what's the matter

dumbkook: the matter is i'm gay

famjoon: wbk

dumbkook: but like even gayer than before

famjoon: is that possible

meep : *inserts 'anything is possible' by barbie*

dumbkook: tae ran into me shirtless today in pe and he dropped his cute safety bag while running away :(

meep: eye-

dumbkook: but my little baby genuis is so smart he left a note!

meep: 'my little baby genuis'

famjoon: am i imagining this? are my eyes still functioning?

meep: you have glasses, joon

famjoon: psht the boy is trying to talk

dumbkook: the note said 'hey if you stranger read this, my dumbass probably dropped this bag or sumn :/ so if you're kind enough to bring it back just search for a boy named kim taehyung :) i hope my safety kid is in good hands until i get it back
thank you v much
tae :D'

dumbkook: the smileys look so cute
:( he is so cute :(

famjoon: when are you gonna give it back

dumbkook: and this is the reason i changed the gc name

dumbkook: i'm scared.

famjoon: you would just literally go to his house today and that's it(??)

dumbkook: ughhh i don't know nom nom june

famjoon: bitch-

meep: jungkook

dumbkook: yeh

meep: you need to man up man

meep: honestly it's clear to see that frenchie wants your baguette

dumbkook: lskdlwbbdlbwkd i mean who wouldn't

famjoon: probably the ones that know that you're afraid of

dumbkook: not helpful john

famjoon: istg you're going there tonight

dumbkook: u g h fine.

pussycatdolls

peppermintae: also

peppermintae: when are you guys coming over on friday again???

jimonchérie: bitch we talked about this

hobihobo: ^^^^

peppermintae: yeah but just tell me my dumbass forgot

jintleman: 6pm

peppermintae: yes sir ksndlendnd

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(A/N: i'm pretty bored these days)