(A/N: aisha is a goddess stream dun dun 👸💃💅^^^)
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spice bois
jintleman: OKAY DUDES THAT WE BARELY KNOW
dumbkook: m-me?
jintleman: YEH, YOU, THE DUDE THAT'S SUPPOSED TO BE SMART AND THAT FURRY ONE
meep: that furry one???
dumbkook: i-
famjoon : dang we got called out
hobihobo: THAT FURRY ONE I'M DEAD-
jimonchérie: + HOSEOK OFC
peppermintae: WE NEED YOUR HELP ASAP!
dumbkook: yeh?
jintleman: WHICH SONG BY THE PUSSYCATDOLLS IS BETTER?
peppermintae: DON'T CHA, BUTTONS OR WHEN I GROW UP?!
jimonchérie: FOR SCIENTIFIC REASONS OFC
meep: ???
jintleman: we wanted to change our trio gc name to pussycatdolls and wanted to decide on a song as oir anthem, well we kinda got into a fight
peppermintae: ANYHOW WE NEED UR HELP!!
famjoon: it's obviously don't cha?
jintleman: R I GHT?!?!
jintleman :
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jintleman: thank you for being accurate namjoon! 👏😙💅
famjoon: eye-
power rangers
famjoon: guys pinch me
dumbkook: *pinch*
famjoon: thx bro
spice bois
peppermintae: W R O N G
dumbkook: exactly^^^
dumbkook: buttons is superior
peppermintae: ARFHHHG I'VE FOUND MY NEW SOULMATE
peppermintae: jimin who? :D
jimonchérie: LE GASP
jimonchérie: whatever i didn't want to have a soulmate with bad music taste anyway ^-^
peppermintae: you did not-
meep: i agree with jimin when i grow up is where it's at
jimonchérie: FACTS SKBWKWBWNQ
power rangers
famjoon: kook you are awefully quiet
dumbkook: h-his soulmate? 😢
meep: lol
spice bois
jintleman: well hobi it all depends on you atm :)
hobihobo: uh
jimonchérie: hey hoseok have i ever told you how astonishing your dancing is??
hobihobo: thanks..??
jimonchérie: oh my! imagine you could dance to when i grow up?!
jintleman: jimin stop trying to force him to do sth through kindness!
jimonchérie: should i use violence instead?
meep: yes
peppermintae: no!
peppermintae: just let hobi decide
peppermintae: btw hoseok did you know that i love you? :3
dumbkook: hmpf
power rangers
famjoon: need some peanut butter to that jelly kook?
dumbkook: i ain't hear nuthin'
spice bois
hobihobo: guys-
hobihobo: i don't even know these songs
jintleman: HAVE YOU BEEN LIVING UNDER A ROCK?!?!
peppermintae: i'll take my statement back i don't love you anymore
power rangers
dumbkook: :D
meep: gosh
spice bois
jimonchérie: i am both surprised and disappointed! ahaha
hobihobo: sorry guys :(
peppermintae: aww hobi :(
peppermintae: we're sorry dude, i still love you :( <3
hobihobo: :D
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dumbkook: D:
spice bois
famjoon: yo how about you just choose the anthems individually?
jintleman: oh my you really are smart
famjoon: ;)
peppermintae: g e n i u s
dumbkook: 🚨🚨question!!!!🚨🚨
jimonchérie: yes
dumbkook: why pussycatdolls tho
jintleman: because tae issa pussy, jimin is a cat and i'm a doll
peppermintae: meanie :(
jintleman: jkjkjk
jintleman: cause they are the reason we met 🤪
meep: ???
jintleman: a long story that ended with some girl's ripped ear and a hamster in jimin's pants
jimonchérie: hate these hairy frogs >:(
famjoon: you guys' lives are fucking exciting
peppermintae: what's your gc name btw
dumbkook: power rangers!
peppermintae: POWER RANGERS?! I LOVE THIS
mean girls
peppermintae has changed the chatname to pussycatdolls
peppermintae: buttons is back babes
power rangers
dumbkook has changed the chatname to big dicks and yoongi
meep: my dick ain't small
famjoon: lil meow meow
meep: call that my dick one more time and ur dead meat
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(A/N: i literally have so many chapters already written, my dumbass forgets to publish them though lmao)
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the french trio || bts crack ff
Fanfiction"i just wanted pasta, not a sauce tsunami" "welcome to the spaghetto 😔" __ In which Taehyung, Jimin and Jin come back from France to see their friend, but meet three boys that take their interests.
