hoseok
jimin: heyyyyyy hobo
hoseok: supppppp
jimin: can you like create a chat with me, you, the two sluts and the three new fellas of ours
hoseok: OMFG YES THAT'S GENIUS
hoseok has created a chat
hoseok has named the chat 'spice bois'
hoseok: hey y'all
hoseok: our genius jimin recommended to have a chat
hoseok: so here we are
tae: omg that's fucking lit
jungkook: what he said^^^^
tae: :)
jungkook: ;)
jin: ohh?
yoongi: why spice bois tho
hoseok: why the hell not?
hoseok: i thought i could give y'all spice names uwu
namjoon: go ahead
hoseok: okay so
hoseok: tae is definitely cinnamon
tae: i like cinnamon ^-^
hoseok: jimin is vanilla
jimin: heck yeah!
hoseok: jin is chili
jin: cuz i'm hawt as fuck dude
hoseok: namjoon is ginger
namjoon: i don't even have red hair
jin: badum-tsss
hoseok: yoongi is pepper
yoongi: cool ig
hoseok: idk what kook could be tho
jungkook: wow thank you
tae: hobi i think you should be cinnamon instead
tae: i can be peppermint!
hoseok: oh okay
jungkook: y'all already switchin' while I DON'T EVEN HAVE A SPICE
hoseok: oh right, we can google a spice or sumn
jimin: i already did
jimin: AND DID Y'ALL KNOW DAISIES WERE A SPICE?!?!?!?!
jin: they ARE A WHAT
yoongi: i don't think that's true
jimin: does wikipedia lie?
yoongi: yes?
jimin: oh! okay!
hoseok: kook you can be basil
jungkook: how in hell am i basil
hoseok: listen here fucker u wanted a spice, you get a spice
hoseok: and if you're not happy then that's your problem
jin: go off sis!
yoongi: LMFAO boi called you out kook
tae: i like basil!
jungkook: k i'm basil!
namjoon: whipped cream without the cream
tae: OKAY OKAY NOW I CAN DO THIS
tae changed their name to peppermintae
peppermintae: only reason i wanted to be peppermint
hoseok: 's cute
yoongi: hey kook why don't you change your name too?
jungkook: ???
namjoon: i think dumbkook will do
namjoon: or even jungfuck
jungkook: hmmm both are pretty good i'll take the first one
jungkook changed their name to dumbkook
dumbkook: there we go
jin: lmao
jin changed their name to jintleman
jimin: omg
jintleman: do it like me fellas
hoseok: you wanna fucking go bitch try me
hoseok changed their name to hobihobo
jintleman: meh you were a little overconfident
hobihobo: fûck yòu
jintleman: i decline
namjoon changed their name to famjoon
famjoon: cuz y'all my fam
jintleman: aww that's kinda cute
jimin changed their name to jimonchérie
jimonchérie: just because french ahaha🤣🤪
peppermintae: oh lord
peppermintae: yoongi you're leftttttttt
yoongi: oh gosh
yoongi changed their name to meep
meep: you know
meep: i just go :[
jimonchérie: a 🚪 a 🍚
famjoon: a door a rice?
jimonchérie: yeah it's suppose to be a bowl not rice lol
dumbkook: some brainer shit
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(A/N: yooooo i just got the worst haircut i don't wanna go to school tmr 😔)
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the french trio || bts crack ff
Fanfiction"i just wanted pasta, not a sauce tsunami" "welcome to the spaghetto 😔" __ In which Taehyung, Jimin and Jin come back from France to see their friend, but meet three boys that take their interests.
