not the smartest in the drawer😔

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"I gotta go home now guys, see ya", Hoseok yelled out and waved as he grabbed his backpack and left the three others sitting at the café's table.

They smilingly waved back at him and saw him walking out the door.
"Okay but, but this Namjoon guy is really fucking hot!", Seokjin squeeled and grabbed the other two males' hands.

"Yeah but have you seen Jungkook? He may be a dork, you can tell, but he is a fucking god!", Taehyung butted in critically.

"Tell me whatever you want, y'all can't change my mind that Yoongi is a damn hottie!", Jimin blurted out, practically joining the argument.

...and soon they were all throwing a tantrum about who the best guy was and were kicked out of the café for being 'too loud'.

Well but who can blame them? Each of them are fucking perfect!

"Okay so what are we gonna do now?", Jimin asked boredly after the three had walked through the town and fortunately found a bench to sit on.
"I don't know honestly", Jin responded while staring at the scenery infront of him.

"I think I should go to the library now, i still need a few books for class", Taehyung stood up from the bench and dusted the bench's dirt off of his clothes.
"Guess we'll see each other tomorrow then!", the eldest smiled at him.
"Yeah see you!", Jimin exclaimed and waved when Taehyung made his way to the library.

power rangers

jungkook: GUYS GUYS GUYS OMG HELP

yoongi: what's up your dick

namjoon: i bet it ain't taehyung^^^^

yoongi: lmao u right

jungkook: SHUT UP AND LET ME TALK

jungkook: SO I WENT TO THE LIBRARY

namjoon: hold the fuck up

namjoon: YOU went to the library?!?!?!

yoongi: the real question is

yoongi: YOU know what a library is!?!

jungkook: istg stfu now or i'll cut you both

jungkook: so back to what i was saying-

jungkook: I WENT TO THE LIBRARY BECAUSE SOMEONE *COUGH NAMJOON COUGH* RUINED MY BIOLOGY BOOK AND NOW I NEED TO BUY A NEW ONE

namjoon: I SAID SORRY

jungkook: AND THEN

jungkook: I SAW H I M

yoongi: who? taehyung?

jungkook yeah sherlock.

jungkook: AND HE LOOKED AT ME AND I HAD A GAY PANIC SO

jungkook: SO I RAN AGAINST THE BOOK SHELF AND IT FELL ONTO ME, I MAY OR MAY NOT HAVE BROKEN MY ARM

namjoon: you stupid fucker

yoongi: yo that's embarrassing

namjoon: what did he do

jungkook: well he called the nurse and now i'm here at home with a cast around my arm

namjoon: jesus christ jungfuck

jungkook: gosh i'm so embarrassed!!!

yoongi: yeah man i can tell

mean girls who

jin: tae where have you been i called five times!

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