the french trio || bts crack ff

slender man=jungkook 💃😈

(A/N: TXT IS ABOUT TO HAVE THEIR NEW CB, PLS I JUST KNOW THEIRS AND BTS' UNIVERSES ARE CONNECTED LIKE HOLY MOLY

CAN WE TALK ABOUT HOW IT'S LITERALLY ON THE 18TH OF MAY WHICH IS LIKE WHEN BTS HAD THE FAKE LOVE COMEBACK 2018 DUDE I SWEAR)

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dumbkook: uh so i'm back???

famjoon: oh no

meep: took you long enough

dumbkook: um apparently he had a sleepover with the others and uh

dumbkook: stuff happened

meep: k.

dumbkook: don't you wanna hear?????

meep: not really

meep: i'm just waiting for my roommate to come back with some skittles and nachos so that we can finally finish the last season of fairly odd parents and start with gravity falls

dumbkook: ...

dumbkook: well too bad i'm telling you anyways-

famjoon: go ahead brotha

dumbkook: i, sadly, did not get a head 😔

meep: stfu

dumbkook: rood 🤬

famjoon: just tell us the fucking story already

dumbkook: jesus fucking christ

dumbkook: fine 🙄😡

dumbkook: so i went to his dorm and stuff yeh??

meep: ugh yes

dumbkook: and like i heard some weird ass noises 🤯 but i just brushed it off bc i'm chill 😎 but then there was this loud ass thunder 😱🌬 but i was still chill 😎

dumbkook: so then i rang the doorbell 🙈🚪 sadly no one opened 😔 but i did hear some screams from a few people 😵 but his was the loudest 🤤 and i thought 🧠 'man, this boy is wild' 😍👀🌶💦i n s t a n t
n u t

famjoon: sigh

dumbkook: then there were some voices coming from the dorm 👄 and i heard some steps 👢👢 suddenly the door opened 😉🚪☢ and then i saw him 😍💦

dumbkook: with a frying pan this close to my face i almost fainted 🍳🤤🤩😘

meep: what

dumbkook: he told me he wasn't gonna hit me though so it's all cool ig

dumbkook: so then all of the sudden

dumbkook: i heard jimin screaming from the dorm

dumbkook: 'taehyung did you kill that emo bitch already?', he sang, oh-so-lightly, and touching, it seemed as if he had forgotten about my feelings, but that was not much of a big deal since that was the moment i realised, insults don't matter anymore. they are just words, just adjectives, just nouns or whatever the fuck else there is

meep: see this is why i fell in love with jimin

famjoon: awwwwwww

meep: stfu

dumbkook: so that was when i heard jin say 'taehyungie we are coming to help you'

dumbkook: i mean

dumbkook: i knew i was hard to control bc i'm a mafia boss, but that i was THAT much of a papi for tae to handle so that he needed help🤯

dumbkook: that is indeed new to me

famjoon: and then???

dumbkook: then, my dear dude, they ran out the door with kitchen essentials decorated all over their bodies and were ready to fight me

dumbkook: i could almost feel jin's fork in my eye 😎

famjoon: see this is why I fell in love with H I M

meep: awwwwwww

famjoon: stfu

famjoon: what happened then?

dumbkook: they were all lowkey disappointed to see me??? because 'damn it kook, we were waiting for high class slenderman and you're just a walmart sample'

dumbkook: oh how i feel loved 😍😘

meep: that reminds me of that one time where you had that side job to finally get together the money for your iron man limited edition neck pillow

famjoon: that one where he had to dress up as disney characters on little girls' birthdays??

meep: that one!!

dumbkook: I TOLD YOU GUYS TO FORGET ABOUT THAT!!!!

meep: wait so you want to forget about the time you had to wear the aladdin costume but it was cheap and the pants were too wide, so you tripped over the fabric, ripped it and fell onto the birthday girl???? smh

famjoon: the girl was dead and the dad was mad

meep: wasn't her name madison

famjoon: right

famjoon: *mad was dead and the dad was mad

meep: that's about right

dumbkook: ughhhh and what made you think about that right now?!

meep: well her parents literally tore you apart you looked like slenderman lmao

dumbkook: whatever >:/

dumbkook: may i continue???

famjoon: you may

dumbkook: so then everyone disappointedly (?!) went back into the dorm, except for tae

dumbkook: 💗h💗e💗

dumbkook: he smiled at me so sweetly and i swore to my soul, i could feel my heart beating along with the rythm of his giggles

famjoon: how poetic

meep: whipped culture at its finest

dumbkook: i'm not even going to deny it anymore

dumbkook: i am in l💗o💗v💗e with him

meep: when did you even deny it in the first place??

dumbkook: shut it

dumbkook: a-and i may or may not have asked him out 😔👉👈

famjoon: YOU WHAT

meep: YOU???!!!!!?+??!,@?!?????,!??

famjoon: SEE YOU EVEN MADE YOONGI USE CAPS WTF KOOK

dumbkook: NOT A ROMANTIC DATE

dumbkook: PURE PLATONIC SHIT

meep: i am: disappointed but not surprised

famjoon: i- wow smh

dumbkook: well at least that's what i told him ;)))))

dumbkook: but i'll make this 'really-fucking-bromo-platonic-ass-date' the last one of its kind bc i will get him to love me the way i love him!!!!

dumbkook: it will then be

dumbkook: a 'really-fucking-homo-totally-not-platonic-ass-date'

famjoon: c r e a t i v e

meep: we'll see about that

dumbkook: heck yeah we do 😎

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(A/N: PLS I JUST K N O W THEY ARE CONNECTED LIKE DK SND WNY  W D W D W D DNW D S D W YN S D W Y WY  WLY WYN DNYNSDN D D  D DYLD DLD YNS

OKAY BYE)