the french trio || bts crack ff

nachos and furries 🙀

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peppermintae: HELLO

jintleman: JIMIN

hobihobo: HOW WAS YOUR DATE

jimonchérie: it was quite exquisite i must say

hobihobo: did you...yk 👀

jimonchérie: WHAT NO

jimonchérie: i'm a child of god, i'm practically jesus 😤✊

peppermintae: you act as if jesus didn't get nailed too

jintleman: BAHAHHAHAHAHAHAH

hobihobo: nah but fr what were y'all doing ;)

jimonchérie: well we first met up at a café and then i acted as if i forgot the stuff for the 'project' and he asked me like 'oH do you wanna do it some other time then' but i was like 'nO THAT'S NOT IMPORTANTÉ ANYMORE'

jintleman: that's my boy !

jimonchérie: so we ordered stuff and stuff and there was this girl staring and shit and i was like 'BACK OFF I'M HAVING A DATE HERE' 💅

hobihobo: TELL HER

jimonchérie: but it turned out she was looking at the table next to us bc there was a child choking on a nacho whoops

jimonchérie: anyways

jimonchérie: bc the ambulance was too loud for yoongi bear and i, we decided to leave so we went to yoongi's dorm

jimonchérie: his roommate then growled at me and i was like 'chile uh what'

jimonchérie: pretty sure his name was soonyoung

hobihobo: OHHHH THAT LOUD FURRY ONE!? THE ONE THAT THINKS HE'S A TIGER?

jintleman: i like his vibes

jimonchérie: anyways his friends were picking him up and then i asked them like

jimonchérie: 'are you taking him to the animal shelter? haha 😹'

jimonchérie: and they looked me dead in the eye and the one with the mullet said 'if you tell anyone you are the next one' and then he giggled

jimonchérie: i-i got k-kinda scared ngl

peppermintae: you mean minghao?? i go shopping with him on a daily he is a twink AND baddie we stan 💅

jintleman: i can tell 👁👁

jimonchérie: luckily they left afterwards and yoongi told me they do that every week haha wtf

jimonchérie: so we were just chatting and watching a movie and after a while they came back and i'm guessing soonyoung got some kind of chill pills there bc he was real quiet and got down on the floor and slept there rip

jimonchérie: but when i wanted to leave i tripped over the dude so he hissed at me and almost bit my leg 😭 so i dashed out of there

jimonchérie: but i'm still alive rip ❤

jintleman: i-

bee movie has been lying all along

meep: and now i hope he still wants to date me

dumbkook: woah your roommate is even worse than mingyu told me

meep: he ate my cd's yesterday 😭 we somehow manage to get along tho idek

famjoon: are you planning on asking him out on another date ?

meep: DEFINITELY

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(A/N: HI SO,,,, THANK YOU SM FOR 1K I NEVER THOUGHT I WOULD MAKE IT THIS FAR

shoutout to my parents, my sister and my fish that died years ago, who don't even know i write this hahah 😹

oh and thanks to simpingforchan too ig, leave her a follow btw bc her twitter career doesn't work out 😭

anyways love y'all, be gay, do crimes, do whatever tf you want

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