(A/N: I'M STILL HUNGRY GUYS)
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"I WON'T DO IT YOU GUYS!", the redhead screamed, trying to escape.
"NO YOU ARE GOING TO TEXT THIS BITCH NOW!", Jimin yelled, irritation laced in his voice as he grabbed Hoseok's arm, yanking him backwards, to prevent him from running away.
It's been ten minutes since Hoseok has been 'harassed' by the other three, who were trying to force Hoseok to text his crushes' cousin, just to clear out that 'freaky' girl's mind.
The latter gave in with a final sigh and sat back down next to his friends.
"give me that damn phone."
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jaewonyourmans
hobihobo: hello there satan
hobihobo: i've come to the conclusion that you are?! braindead?!
jaewonyourmans: excuse me?
hobihobo: and damn your username is creative
hobihobo: YET
hobihobo: IT'S SADLY NOT TRUE, JAEWON.
jaewonyourmans: who tf are you
hobihobo: hello?! i guess you really didn't listen when i said you were braindead smh
jaewonyourmans: wait?! hoseok!?
hobihobo: bingo bitch.
hobihobo: i just made myself laugh^^^
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"Hoseok, stay focused!", Jin smacked the aforementioned's neck about a hundred times.
"Ah fuck, okay, stop slapping me!"
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hobihobo: back to the point
jaewonyourmans: ??
hobihobo: you have to listen to me now k?
jaewonyourmans: what the fuck is going on?!
hobihobo: thank you
hobihobo: yunseok. is. your. cousin. and. he's. 100%. homo.
hobihobo: so mind backing off for once and go play with other people that ARE spicy on dancing the forbidden polka with their relatives, yeah?
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"BAHAHHAHAHAHAHA WE STAN HOBI", Taehyung wheezed.
"WAIT WAIT SHE SENT SOMETHING", Jimin pointed at the screen excitedly.
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jaewonyourmans: okay so
jaewonyourmans: BAHAHAHHAHAHAAHAVAHAHAVVAHVAHAVAHAHAHAVAHAHAH
hobihobo: girl are you broken? u okay?
jaewonyourmans: yeah just sobbing over the fact you think i like my cousin-
hobihobo: wait you don't?!
jaewonyourmans: NO
jaewonyourmans: i'm just very protective over him, eventho he's literally buff
hobihobo: ikr his body is no joke
jaewonyourmans: psht
hobihobo: now i feel dumb :/
hobihobo: WAIT BUT WHY WERE YOU PUSHING ME OUT OF THE WAY?!
jaewonyourmans: for a dumb reason, babe
hobihobo: sometimes dumb people admire other dumb things, spill sissy
jaewonyourmans: he had bad breath and was scared to talk to you
jaewonyourmans: istg i told him NOT to eat garlic bread right before school smh
hobihobo: and this, my girl, is the reason i'm in love with your cousin.
jaewonyourmans: figures
hobihobo: now i'm sad, i was sure i was gonna win this argument
hobihobo: at the end i wanted to say 'change your username jannet, you just jaelostyourmans'
hobihobo: now that i think about it it's not even that funny
jaewonyourmans: lmaoooo
hobihobo: i'm sorry
jaewonyourmans: it's all good
hobihobo: OH BUT PLS ONE DAY YOU HAVE TO CHANGE YOUR NAME INTO 'JAESWON DERULO' OR STH
jaewonyourmans: DUDE YOUR MIND-
jaewonyourmans: IT AMAZES ME
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"That was boring, Hoseok.", Seokjin rolled his eyes as the latter turned off his phone, "it was supposed to be a big bitch fight, yet your dumbass thought it would be smart to include incest."
The other two shook their heads in aggreement.
"Look i'm sorry I was too dense not to notice this girl is correct okay?"
"Apology accepted."
"tHANK YOU"
"You guys know what's up next right.", Taehyung knowingly sneered with a smug.
"Hell yeah", Jimin smirked.
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(A/N: WE GOING ✈✈✈ EATING NOW)
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the french trio || bts crack ff
Fanfiction"i just wanted pasta, not a sauce tsunami" "welcome to the spaghetto 😔" __ In which Taehyung, Jimin and Jin come back from France to see their friend, but meet three boys that take their interests.
