the french trio || bts crack ff

fruit party 🍑🍒🍍

(A/N: hyunjin looks like one of these rich moms at the principle's office with her son lmao^^^^)

gay panic error 404

dumbkook: GUYS I'M OMW TO TAE

meep: isn't his room like a only two floors down from yours???

dumbkook: yes

meep: ...

dumbkook: what

meep: shouldn't you be faster?

dumbkook: nope

famjoon: kook make sure you have tae's safetly bag with you, you know the reason you actually do all this

dumbkook: .....

dumbkook: fuck

meep: oh god

famjoon: this kid is hopeless

dumbkook: MHKAY I'M BACK AND OMW AGAIN

dumbkook: SHIT WHAT IF HE ISN'T EVEN AT HIS DORM

dumbkook: WHAT IF THIS BACON OR WHATEVER FRIEND OPENS

dumbkook: THAT'LL BE AWKWARD

meep: isn't his roommate this very loud dude that always carries watermelons to his friends' dorms???

dumbkook: tae said baekhyun and his friends are having a fruit party every saturday, he even said he joins them too sometimes and brings them strawberries

famjoon: seems as if baekhyun and tae are a great dorm duo lmao

meep: wait when did you talk to tae??

dumbkook: oh, i didn't, i just listened to him while he was talking to this hyunjin kid in maths class

meep: wait- you have maths with me not with taehyung

dumbkook: i know

famjoon: w-were you stalking him 😳

meep: jungkook- dude

dumbkook: wHAT NO

dumbkook: i just happened to be around 😌

meep: unbelievable

dumbkook: also gUYS

dumbkook: should i like flirt with him!??!!?

dumbkook: like i looked it up on wikihow how to flirt with not really french asians and i found this rlly cool line hold on

dumbkook: you're french rite? guess that's why eiffel for you, babe

famjoon: no

meep: YOUR ASS WOULDN'T HAVE THE BALLS

dumbkook: NO BUT TAE'S ASS WOULD HAVE MY BAL-

famjoon: JUNGKOOK

dumbkook: NAMJULY

meep: *quietly snickering in the back*

dumbkook: ...

famjoon: jungkook istg don't you dare say it-

dumbkook: *deeply inhales*

famjoon: JEON JEONGGUK NO

dumbkook: hOW CAN YOU SNICKER IF YOU DON'T HAVE THE NUTS

meep: KID YOU CUT THE LINE

meep: WAIT TIL I AM OFFICIALLY KILLING YOU

dumbkook: WAIT STFU BITCH I AM RIGHT IN FRONT OF HIS DOOR RN

meep: THE DISRESPECT-

dumbkook: ohfuckohfuckohfuck

dumbkook: COME ON YOU SEXY BEAST MAMA DIDN'T RAISE NO BITCH

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(A/N: HAPPY EASTER EVERYONE!!!!!!
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