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19. Sirius is bad at telling jokes

A/n Hey loves! I would just like to thank you guys for reading and I've finally got a update for you! This chapter goes out to wolfstar_linny_larry for helping me get past my writer's block, she had the ideas for my next chapter as well. I appreciate you🦎! Also happy late valentine's day to all <3

Remus pov

👾My valentine👾

Padfooooooot

I read that in a whiny tone
Am I right?

I typed it in a whiny tone

Well then how can I be of assistance

I'm boooooored

And what do you want me to do about it

Idk
Tell me something

Like what

Do you have any jokes or something

Yeah

K I'm listening

What did one toilet say to the other toilet

Idk
What

Your looking a little flushed

A toilet joke really
Why am I not surprised

I think its amazing

I'm sure you do
Butt do you have another one

Hehehe butt

Wow real mature
Idk how it auto corrected to that

Why do cemetery's have gates?

Idk why

Because people are dying to get in!

Padfoot noooo

Padfoot yes

How does one get the nickname padfoot

I'll tell you as long as you dont laugh

Got it

Ok so I was in detention and I had to clean the girls bathroom cuz me and prongs played a prank that may or may not have included flooding the bathroom and playing ghost noises so it sounded haunted, well ya know those machines that offer pads and tampons for like 50 cents, I thought you could stick the pads on the bottom of your feet to help mop every thing up. Then I was told what they actually were for and I'll never live it down.
Moony where did you go?

Sorry I just couldn't stop laughing

Oh so that's funny but not my jokes

Yep

Damn
H

ow did you get your nickname

Its definitely not as good as your story

I dont care tell me

Well I've always had this fascination with the moon and stars and one time my mom called me it then my friend heard about it amd it just kind of stuck

That's actually pretty cool
I just wish I could laugh at you for it

Bet you do