A/n holey schist! Guys! Chapter 30, I honestly didn't think it would make it this far with 6.64k reads and counting and ranking number 23 in Siriusxremus! I love you guys so much and cant thank you enough for making it happen❤ I love all the comments and votes and everytime I see a notification on this story it always make me smile. I really hope I dont disappoint. Sorry for the long author's note I just needed to tell you guys that you are amazing! On with the chapter! Happy reading!
Remus pov
I was feeling absolutley amazing. That was sarcasm, I feel like shit. But I was sitting around with nothing to do and nobody to talk to because mom was at work so I did the only reasonable thing I could think of. Text padfoot. Yesterday was Friday so I know hes not in school today.
The guy who put a menstrual pad on his foot
Hey pads
are the 2 e's in bee silent?
Yeah, they are just for decoration
That makes sense
It truly does
Another question
Shoot
If a tooth and a another tooth are called teeth and a goose and another goose are called geese then why isn't a moose and another moose called meese?
Because it just is
Moose are magical creatures that deserve their own way of English
Okay
I gusse that makes Sense
Do you think a tree gets sad when the tree next to it dies because like trees take a long time to grow and last super long so what if the ones next to each other were best friends and after like 100 years of knowing each other one of them just dies
That's really sad to think about jeez padfoot
Ya know how they say your skeleton is inside of you, well technically you are your brain so there for you are inside the skeleton
Then what's your skin for?
Decoration
No
I dont even know why I asked that
I cant stop thinking about it
Make it stop
Do think Barbie ever drove lightning McQueen?
Shes barbie, barbie can do whatever she wants
What if they were lovers?
Who Barbie and lightning McQueen?
Yeah
Then Barbie would be doing a lot of riding in the relationship
Kachow!
Thank you Moony that was very necessary
I know:)
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A/n wtf did I just write? Also another pic of my lovely doggo because y'all seemed to have like that last time.
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Fanfiction"Did you know coffins become underground maracas during an earthquake?" "No but I do now" Non magical texting au. Sirius texts the wrong number only to make a new friend. Possibly more? Will also include a little bit of Jilly. I do not own any of th...
