-Xie room-
Xie: ....
Edgar:... Uh.. Where is Victor?
Xie: Victor? Probably with Fan.
Edgar: What?
Xie: You like Victor?
Edgar: I guess? He seems nice.
Xie: Well he is dating Fan so he is taken. And he's gay.
Edgar: ...Well Edgar knows that already and Edgar is very confused.
Xie: Why are you talking in third person?
Edgar: Why are you?
Xie: ...I'm not.
Edgar: Yeah you were!
Xie: I am not Fan! I'm Xie!
Edgar: You're Twins?!
Xie: No! We're not blood related! But we're bros. Soul brothers.
Edgar: You look exactly the same!
Xie: We don't! We are bound together by heart and Soul! ...Soul.. No.. I guess we're not bound anymore..
Edgar: What?
Xie: We used to share everything. Emotions. Opinions. ..umbrella. Now we share nothing. We're growing appart.
Edgar: So?
Xie: Sorry. This is our first date, I shouldn't be so personal.
Edgar: This is a Date?
Xie: Isn't it?
Edgar: ...Uh..
Xie: You're pretty Tomboyish, you know that? Your personality is very buff compared to your body.
Edgar: Excuse me?
Xie: Ah..! Sorry, I'm not really thinking about what I'm saying. I didn't mean to check out your body or anything.
Edgar: IM A MALE!
Xie: ...You are..?
Edgar: Yes!
Xie: ..You're a Trap?
Edgar: No! I'm a Male!
Xie: But you have long hair in a ponytail.
Edgar: SO DO YOU!!
Xie: Oh.
Edgar: ...
Xie: ....
Edgar: ...
Xie: ..I'm stright.
Edgar: Don't make it more awkward then it already is!
Emily: -Enters room- Hey Xie, I came to ask if-.. Oh..!
Xie: Emily?
Emily: Whats going on? Are you two friends?
Edgar: No.
Xie: ...We're Lovers.
Emily: ...What?
Edgar: ...WHA-
Xie: -Covers Edgars mouth- Yeah! Edvart here is so cute and nice! She can draw me beautiful pictures of ... flowers?
Edgar: -Trying to make Xie let go of him-
Emily: That's nice.. You finally moved on, huh..?
Xie: Yeah. This is a bad time, I need to make.. Passionate love to my new Girlfriend..
Emily: Uh.. Allright? See you later? -Leaves-
Xie: -Sighs-
Edgar: The fuck was that?!
Xie: Cooperate at least!
Edgar: I'm not going to make love with you! No way I'll Cooperate!
Xie: Not about that! I'm trying to make her Jealous!
Edgar: By saying I'm your boyfriend?!
Xie: Girlfriend.
Edgar: IM A MALE!
Xie: whatever.
Edgar: Why should I cooperate?!
Xie: Just do it! I'll pay you back sometime.
Edgar: Urgh.. fine.
-Palace of Silence-
Ripper: -Sits in couch with Glasses reading a magazine.-
Merc: Pfft. You look like a grandpa.
Ripper: You look like a Mom.
Merc: Hey!
Victor and Fan: -Sitting in other couch drinking Milkshake-
Merc: ...I want Milkshake too.
Ripper: Go make some then.
Merc: -Groans and walks to Kitchen to make milkshake-
Victor: Hey Fan. Before I put my stitches back on, let's have some fun, shall we?
Fan: -Smirks and grabs Victors Shoulders- I would love to..~
Ripper: -Pretends he's not paying attention to make it less awkward-
Fan: -pushes Victor down on couch and makes out with him-
Merc: -Comes back with Milkshake and stares at Fan and Victor- ....
Ripper: Whats a five letter word for Doctor?
Merc: Emily.
Ripper: Thanks. -Fills out Emily in Crossword-
Victor: Ah..~ Not there, that tickles..~
Ripper: Do they even know we're here?
Merc: ...
Fan: Mmh..~ Heh..~
Ripper: ...
Merc: ...Do you remeber when we were like that?
Ripper: No?
Merc: ..It was exciting. We have gotten so used to eachother that there's nothing more exciting to do..
Ripper: Thats a lie.
Merc: What do you mean?
Ripper: I remeber why it was so exciting. Because every time we tried to do something, we always got Busted!
Merc: What?
Ripper: -Snaps Fingers-
Axe boy: Long time no Seeeeee WHAT ARE THEY DOING?!
Ripper: Fan is trying to steal Uncle Victors Pants.
Axe boy: STOP TAKING HIS PANTS!! -Starts Axing Fans Legs, But fan don't care so he just continues making out with Victor-
Merc: .. Jack.
Ripper: Yeah?
Merc: Look at that.. Fan don't care if Robbie sees them..
Ripper: So..?
Merc: ..I know how to make our love life more exciting again.
-Joseph and Aesop Room-
Embalmer: Ah..~ Thats so hot..~
Joseph: -agressive mumbling-
Embalmer: -Watching Joseph trying on his Judge skin-
Joseph: I don't want to be egging! This is embarrassing!
Embalmer: Focus on how good you look in that skin!
Joseph: -Sighs-
-BoNk-
Embalmer: What was that sound.
Joseph: It came from Fan and Victors room. I guess they're back.
Victor: aah!!~ You're so rough!~
Joseph: No! HEY! -knocks on wall- NO FUCKING ON THE WALL!
Fan: REVANGE FOR ALL THOSE TIME YOU TWO FUCKED ON MY WALL EGG MAN!
Joseph: Oh that is it!!
Embalmer: Joseph, calm down!!
Jack and Naib: -Enters room-
Joseph: Get out!
Embalmer: ...Naib?
Ripper: -Pins Naib on the floor and starts undressing him-
Joseph: WHAT ARE YOU DOING
Embalmer: -Watches- ...
Ripper: -Starts Kissing Naibs body all over-
Joseph: NO! NO! NO! YOU HAVE YOUR OWN ROOM TO DO THIS KINDA THING IN!
Embalmer: Ooh. You missed a Spot Jack.
Joseph: Aesop! Stop Enjoying it!
Embalmed: -Pats spot next to him on bed- Come sit.
Joseph: -Keeps his Distance from Jack and Naib as he walks around them and sits down next to Aesop- .....
Merc: Mnnh..~ Jack..~ Fuck me..~
Joseph: NO
Embalmer: Shhh..~ Calm down Joseph..~ -Slips his hands into Joseph's pants-
Joseph: N- Not in front of..!
Embalmer: Its fine.. They're not paying any attention to us..~
Joseph: Uh.. I guess.. but..
Embalmer: Just watch them, and Relax. You have been stressing alot lately. Its time to take a break from all that..~
Joseph: Mnnh.. I.. I guess...
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